I relocate them to a part of the house I’m not looking at regularly. Or to the garage.

Not how strawberries grow

Happy April Fool’s Day to you too!

Ugh. Short sighted

Keep trying. We had the good fortune this weekend of being out for a walk and seeing a “for sale” sign in front of our back neighbors’ house. Here’s hoping someone friendly and reasonably fun buys it. 🤞🏻