Obligatory snow post
December 2, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Obligatory snow post
One of my bar staff screamed at a racist patron today and hoo boy I cannot wait to read the review they are for sure gonna leave
November 30, 2025 at 4:05 AM
One of my bar staff screamed at a racist patron today and hoo boy I cannot wait to read the review they are for sure gonna leave
Really grateful to not be partnered with the genre of person who wears an NFL jersey on thanksgiving
November 28, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Really grateful to not be partnered with the genre of person who wears an NFL jersey on thanksgiving
My mom, immediately after the new Avatar trailer: “god I hate colonialism”
November 27, 2025 at 11:48 PM
My mom, immediately after the new Avatar trailer: “god I hate colonialism”
Bruh I totally forgot about DOGE lol
November 25, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Bruh I totally forgot about DOGE lol
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Folks, Zohran Mamdani—smart guy, reminds me of a young me—you know what he said, I told him, “Zohran, I’m gonna do it, I’m gonna say the shahada,” and he said to me “Mr. President, you should say a third line confirming your belief in the wilayat of Ali,” should we do it folks? Should we say it?
November 22, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Folks, Zohran Mamdani—smart guy, reminds me of a young me—you know what he said, I told him, “Zohran, I’m gonna do it, I’m gonna say the shahada,” and he said to me “Mr. President, you should say a third line confirming your belief in the wilayat of Ali,” should we do it folks? Should we say it?
Very brave of the Secret Lives Of Mormon Wives gals to just abandon the concept of a fourth wall entirely
November 17, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Very brave of the Secret Lives Of Mormon Wives gals to just abandon the concept of a fourth wall entirely
I always wait a couple games before inputting the entire UofL hoops schedule in my calendar, to make sure it’ll be worth the time commitment and data-entry task. TODAY WAS THAT DAY WE GOIN UNDEFEATED BABYYYY
November 15, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I always wait a couple games before inputting the entire UofL hoops schedule in my calendar, to make sure it’ll be worth the time commitment and data-entry task. TODAY WAS THAT DAY WE GOIN UNDEFEATED BABYYYY
GOD IS A LOUISVILLE CARDINALS FAN
November 12, 2025 at 5:48 AM
GOD IS A LOUISVILLE CARDINALS FAN
I got to vote against JD Vance’s little shit brother in my local mayoral election today. Local elections matter! You can bum out a ghoul who lives nearby!!!!
November 4, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I got to vote against JD Vance’s little shit brother in my local mayoral election today. Local elections matter! You can bum out a ghoul who lives nearby!!!!
Tsar Alexander I’s scary bathtub has endorsed Andrew Cuomo
November 4, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Tsar Alexander I’s scary bathtub has endorsed Andrew Cuomo
Jared from Subway has just endorsed Andrew Cuomo
November 4, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Jared from Subway has just endorsed Andrew Cuomo
The Chernobyl Disaster has just endorsed Andrew Cuomo
November 4, 2025 at 4:24 AM
The Chernobyl Disaster has just endorsed Andrew Cuomo
Today I became the person that put fish in the work microwave. I’ll never go back. This life of danger is so for me
October 26, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Today I became the person that put fish in the work microwave. I’ll never go back. This life of danger is so for me
Seamlessly gliding from one cult to another by applying Prosperity Gospel to the AA basket
October 25, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Seamlessly gliding from one cult to another by applying Prosperity Gospel to the AA basket
Stray wood is boy jars
October 22, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Stray wood is boy jars
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labubu water birth
October 13, 2025 at 12:25 AM
labubu water birth
People really melting down about a Qatari base on US soil as if American foreign policy isn’t built upon us having bases in sovereign countries all over the world. Aight okay
October 11, 2025 at 12:39 AM
People really melting down about a Qatari base on US soil as if American foreign policy isn’t built upon us having bases in sovereign countries all over the world. Aight okay
I need someone to pay me $65K a year to be smart and cool and goo at hyping people up, but like, for a good cause
September 30, 2025 at 7:42 AM
I need someone to pay me $65K a year to be smart and cool and goo at hyping people up, but like, for a good cause
Happy Caturday from Ziggy, who doesn’t care that a Cincinnati lizard lives in our apartment now, apparently
September 27, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Happy Caturday from Ziggy, who doesn’t care that a Cincinnati lizard lives in our apartment now, apparently
THEY NEVER GOT ASSATA AND THEY NEVER WILL. SHE DIED A FREE BLACK WOMAN
September 26, 2025 at 6:33 PM
THEY NEVER GOT ASSATA AND THEY NEVER WILL. SHE DIED A FREE BLACK WOMAN
I feel like I’m taking hit after hit lately in life and as soon as I’m out of The Sads another one comes along. This shit is for the birds.
September 25, 2025 at 6:35 AM
I feel like I’m taking hit after hit lately in life and as soon as I’m out of The Sads another one comes along. This shit is for the birds.
Evangelical indoctrination is crazy. I haven’t identified as a Christian in 18 years AND YET all this rapture talk has me cold-sweating with anxiety.
September 23, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Evangelical indoctrination is crazy. I haven’t identified as a Christian in 18 years AND YET all this rapture talk has me cold-sweating with anxiety.
Got to pet SIX different cats today so yeah my weekend is going great
September 21, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Got to pet SIX different cats today so yeah my weekend is going great
Got a new iPhone today. Went for a 14 cause my old iPhone still had a BUTTON. A BUTTON. I am so disoriented
September 20, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Got a new iPhone today. Went for a 14 cause my old iPhone still had a BUTTON. A BUTTON. I am so disoriented