where's this hot shot reporter when elon is in the room?

I can't believe we have to turn over control of the weather machine to these jackalopes 🤣

I was served a cookie today with what looked like dried corn kernels on it. It really is the worst time to be alive.

Absolutely! Favorite time of the day! Except this morning, because on of the 4 teens/young adults sleeping in this house drank all of my milk and my coffee is nekkid 🤣

oh, the number of times someone rebutted "you watch CNN....". Like no, actually I read a boatload of newspaper and magazine articles, and have since I was a kid! I was a reporter, ffs, my knowledge base is some 40 years deep. But yeah, that meme you shared is really hard hitting, my bad 🤣🙃

If I had $1 for every "I don't watch/read the news but" reply I'd be a wealthy, wealthy woman. If the first thing out of your mouth is an admittance of your ignorance why would I take anything you have to say after that seriously?

I reas that in my head as "megaladon" donor and still wasn't shocked 🤣

But Marmalade Messiah is so fun 🤣

oh mylanta my heart ♥️

my husband asked me I like bluesky and I said it's full of militant librarians and I love it 🤣📚