Molly (Molls the) Fox
@mollsthefox.bsky.social
half redhead, half accountant
To the person who stole my bike, I hope you’re eternally beset with an itch you can’t reach. I hope you have a fishy taste in your mouth you can’t wash away. I hope you always smell like dog poo. I hope you are unloved. That was my commute, loser. I’m sad and in shock. I loved that bike.
May 19, 2025 at 5:24 AM
To the person who stole my bike, I hope you’re eternally beset with an itch you can’t reach. I hope you have a fishy taste in your mouth you can’t wash away. I hope you always smell like dog poo. I hope you are unloved. That was my commute, loser. I’m sad and in shock. I loved that bike.
