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That's Real Butter
@mollsmonos.bsky.social
Chronically fatigued and grumpy
Shit on Portland all you want. Where else are you going to find a screening of Dario Argento's classic Phenomena complete with a pre screening bug viewing? That's right, nowhere. This is going to be my entire personality for the next week
October 10, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Everything is terrible, but I went to the woods and found a beautiful bolete mushroom 5 seconds after I got out of the car and then I went to the beach
October 6, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Photographic evidence of last weekend's invasion of gigantic lawless feline anarchists in #warravagedportland
September 27, 2025 at 9:26 PM
When the pets make you bitey
September 23, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Everything is terrible but here is a beautiful tiger making eyes at you
July 5, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Bubble, Theo and Alexander are late, but they're cats so...you know
May 11, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Everyone is pointing out the Diana Ross inspo but I'm thinking of her #metgala2025
May 6, 2025 at 3:45 AM
May 1, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I know I should not be surprised but holy shit
April 22, 2025 at 4:30 AM
I ....I cannot
April 19, 2025 at 3:44 AM
New forever mood courtesy of Theodora the baby princess tortie cat
April 15, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Remember when he went on air with spray painted on hair?
April 9, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Show me 4 pictures in your phone that have your energy that aren't selfies
April 2, 2025 at 8:05 PM
This man is disgusting and he's making taxpayers foot the bill for his efforts to harass and further traumatize these women. NYC do not vote for him and do not rank him!
March 22, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Monoclonal antibody box or cat bed?
March 11, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Work is for suckers Mom, you need to be horizontal and let me chew on your fingers
March 10, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Then a fluffy guy shows up to contradict you
March 10, 2025 at 6:14 PM
They took a break from slapping each other to snuggle
March 7, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I choose to believe this means my sleep is gonna be this
January 1, 2025 at 5:36 PM
My small holiday miracle is this 15 year old guy beating the terminal cancer lifespan odds and staying happy and with us for Xmas.
December 26, 2024 at 5:24 AM
Sitting on the insane built to code stair rail thinking orange thoughts (aka no thoughts)
November 25, 2024 at 8:19 AM
How can I be expected to work under these pantaloons conditions?
November 14, 2024 at 7:59 PM