Happy DK day to you. Hope you don’t have to draw anything you don’t want to draw.

Never beating the allegations. 😂

What is “finishing a game”? Signed, someone who solely plays Planet Zoo and Animal Crossing. 😎

Coincidentally, both podcasts referenced the same article this week, which is kind of bonkers, but was also helpful to hear as a perpetually online person who frequently shouts “how can you afford that?” at Instagram.

I’m sorry, when did she become a teenager though??? Were you not finding her baby socks in your pocket yesterday?

You think I can resist Red XIII riding a Chocobo? Absolutely not. (Also you are just so dang talented!)

Welp. My suitcase is just going to be mostly Maddie, I guess.

It’s difficult when the previous 15 years of work were directed towards a totally different career. Hard to convince someone I have experience in those worlds when it’s been that long. 🥴

Oh, all jobs are hard to get at the moment. This timeline is trash. I meant I’m working on retraining my brain to suppress the desire to tell someone off for being rude (though I guess that applies to all jobs) and remembering how to carry multiple hot plates.

I’m at the trying-to-hone-my-other-skills (service and retail) part of the hunt, so I feel you. You’re so dang talented. Let me know via DM or linkedin what you’re applying for so I can flag if I know anyone on those crews. (You have a lot of resources via the dumb babies - use them!)

Mamas, don’t let your babies grow up to be anywhere near other humans…

Just like the song goes: Mamas, don’t let your babies grow up to be anywhere near other humans.