Mokahbi
@mokahbi.bsky.social
Former Twitter user | Leave me alone
The face of a man who eats shit & mice but can’t bring himself to choke down his flea & worm tablet
December 3, 2025 at 6:11 PM
The face of a man who eats shit & mice but can’t bring himself to choke down his flea & worm tablet
Passed today’s sturdy check ✅
November 3, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Passed today’s sturdy check ✅
Look at the state zZz
September 22, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Look at the state zZz
Someone in Johntown was getting rid of a friend so I adopted him,
Intended for him to live with axolotly but he is comically small so he goes in the Little Man tank until he grows a bit
Intended for him to live with axolotly but he is comically small so he goes in the Little Man tank until he grows a bit
August 5, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Someone in Johntown was getting rid of a friend so I adopted him,
Intended for him to live with axolotly but he is comically small so he goes in the Little Man tank until he grows a bit
Intended for him to live with axolotly but he is comically small so he goes in the Little Man tank until he grows a bit
Handsome boy / girl awards submit your entries yes yes
August 2, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Handsome boy / girl awards submit your entries yes yes
Decking is finito,
Also see pictured:
Head of Being Annoying as Fuck & in The Way The Entire Time - John Dog
Also see pictured:
Head of Being Annoying as Fuck & in The Way The Entire Time - John Dog
August 2, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Decking is finito,
Also see pictured:
Head of Being Annoying as Fuck & in The Way The Entire Time - John Dog
Also see pictured:
Head of Being Annoying as Fuck & in The Way The Entire Time - John Dog
Progress update
John Dog included for scale (approximate size being one (1) dog respectively)
John Dog included for scale (approximate size being one (1) dog respectively)
July 27, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Progress update
John Dog included for scale (approximate size being one (1) dog respectively)
John Dog included for scale (approximate size being one (1) dog respectively)
Been drafted by the da’ council to fulfil my duty and build a deck
July 27, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Been drafted by the da’ council to fulfil my duty and build a deck
You’ll rue the day you gaslit everyone into voting me out using my reserved demeanour as shoddy evidence at best
(Bare leg included in picture courtesy of those who may care to ogle)
(Bare leg included in picture courtesy of those who may care to ogle)
July 26, 2025 at 5:57 PM
You’ll rue the day you gaslit everyone into voting me out using my reserved demeanour as shoddy evidence at best
(Bare leg included in picture courtesy of those who may care to ogle)
(Bare leg included in picture courtesy of those who may care to ogle)
Former bed rotter flew a plane today
- 2025 (colourised)
- 2025 (colourised)
July 19, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Former bed rotter flew a plane today
- 2025 (colourised)
- 2025 (colourised)
The mental turmoil I had to put myself through to find these art pieces because brain had an itch that would only be satisfied by seeing them again I had to scroll my Twitter likes for so FUCKING LON-
Please do enjoy with me these two pieces by @L0st_Vegas on Twitter & Redbubble
Please do enjoy with me these two pieces by @L0st_Vegas on Twitter & Redbubble
July 18, 2025 at 10:57 AM
The mental turmoil I had to put myself through to find these art pieces because brain had an itch that would only be satisfied by seeing them again I had to scroll my Twitter likes for so FUCKING LON-
Please do enjoy with me these two pieces by @L0st_Vegas on Twitter & Redbubble
Please do enjoy with me these two pieces by @L0st_Vegas on Twitter & Redbubble
Me (factory worker bf) waiting for Jane (office worker gf) to finish telling me about the whimsical fun games and gossip of her office work day so I can tell her I got to watch a coworker pull his own tooth out
July 16, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Me (factory worker bf) waiting for Jane (office worker gf) to finish telling me about the whimsical fun games and gossip of her office work day so I can tell her I got to watch a coworker pull his own tooth out
July 2, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Enjoying a moment to himself after another long day of being an unemployed freeloader
June 26, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Enjoying a moment to himself after another long day of being an unemployed freeloader
Me when I fall for a credit hire scam
June 24, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Me when I fall for a credit hire scam
Here it is,
Check out my most devious crouch walk in the reflection at 00:20,
Also featuring video editor watermark because I ain’t paying for shit
Check out my most devious crouch walk in the reflection at 00:20,
Also featuring video editor watermark because I ain’t paying for shit
June 22, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Here it is,
Check out my most devious crouch walk in the reflection at 00:20,
Also featuring video editor watermark because I ain’t paying for shit
Check out my most devious crouch walk in the reflection at 00:20,
Also featuring video editor watermark because I ain’t paying for shit
