Mokahbi
@mokahbi.bsky.social
Former Twitter user | Leave me alone
🎶I really can’t stay,
🎶But baby there’s a peat bog outside,
🎶I gotta go away,
🎶But baby there’s a peat bog outside,
🎶But baby there’s a peat bog outside,
🎶I gotta go away,
🎶But baby there’s a peat bog outside,
December 23, 2025 at 8:41 PM
🎶I really can’t stay,
🎶But baby there’s a peat bog outside,
🎶I gotta go away,
🎶But baby there’s a peat bog outside,
🎶But baby there’s a peat bog outside,
🎶I gotta go away,
🎶But baby there’s a peat bog outside,
🎶Oh what a laugh it would have been
🎶if daddy had only seen
🎶mommy spin out into a peat bog laaast niiiiiiiight
🎶if daddy had only seen
🎶mommy spin out into a peat bog laaast niiiiiiiight
December 23, 2025 at 8:19 PM
🎶Oh what a laugh it would have been
🎶if daddy had only seen
🎶mommy spin out into a peat bog laaast niiiiiiiight
🎶if daddy had only seen
🎶mommy spin out into a peat bog laaast niiiiiiiight
🎶Driving home for Christmas
🎶Commit vehicular manslaugher up in the moors
🎶Stuff him back in his car
🎶Roll him into a peat bog
🎶Make a hasty escape
🎶Spin out on a patch of black ice
🎶Now I’m sinking in a peat bog
🎶Look at the driver next to me
🎶He’s much the same
🎶He’s sinking in a peat bog-
🎶Commit vehicular manslaugher up in the moors
🎶Stuff him back in his car
🎶Roll him into a peat bog
🎶Make a hasty escape
🎶Spin out on a patch of black ice
🎶Now I’m sinking in a peat bog
🎶Look at the driver next to me
🎶He’s much the same
🎶He’s sinking in a peat bog-
December 17, 2025 at 10:26 AM
🎶Driving home for Christmas
🎶Commit vehicular manslaugher up in the moors
🎶Stuff him back in his car
🎶Roll him into a peat bog
🎶Make a hasty escape
🎶Spin out on a patch of black ice
🎶Now I’m sinking in a peat bog
🎶Look at the driver next to me
🎶He’s much the same
🎶He’s sinking in a peat bog-
🎶Commit vehicular manslaugher up in the moors
🎶Stuff him back in his car
🎶Roll him into a peat bog
🎶Make a hasty escape
🎶Spin out on a patch of black ice
🎶Now I’m sinking in a peat bog
🎶Look at the driver next to me
🎶He’s much the same
🎶He’s sinking in a peat bog-
The face of a man who eats shit & mice but can’t bring himself to choke down his flea & worm tablet
December 3, 2025 at 6:11 PM
The face of a man who eats shit & mice but can’t bring himself to choke down his flea & worm tablet
Big changes are coming
(I will exclusively be wearing tear away pants from here on out)
(I will exclusively be wearing tear away pants from here on out)
November 15, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Big changes are coming
(I will exclusively be wearing tear away pants from here on out)
(I will exclusively be wearing tear away pants from here on out)
If you need me I’ll be the third (3rd) silhouette you come across that retreats further into the fog as you get close after the first two were revealed to be piles of miscellaneous rubble giving you a false sense of security
November 5, 2025 at 10:07 PM
If you need me I’ll be the third (3rd) silhouette you come across that retreats further into the fog as you get close after the first two were revealed to be piles of miscellaneous rubble giving you a false sense of security
Passed today’s sturdy check ✅
November 3, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Passed today’s sturdy check ✅
🎵 This is Halloween, hit the dab and drop a meme 🎶
October 31, 2025 at 5:39 PM
🎵 This is Halloween, hit the dab and drop a meme 🎶
Scared of spiders gf wanting to get rid of the big spider living in a little hole in the bathroom floor
Vs.
Scared of spiders bf giving the big spider living in a little hole in the bathroom floor a name so she’d feel bad getting rid of him because he keeps control of the moths (common enemy)
Vs.
Scared of spiders bf giving the big spider living in a little hole in the bathroom floor a name so she’d feel bad getting rid of him because he keeps control of the moths (common enemy)
October 27, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Scared of spiders gf wanting to get rid of the big spider living in a little hole in the bathroom floor
Vs.
Scared of spiders bf giving the big spider living in a little hole in the bathroom floor a name so she’d feel bad getting rid of him because he keeps control of the moths (common enemy)
Vs.
Scared of spiders bf giving the big spider living in a little hole in the bathroom floor a name so she’d feel bad getting rid of him because he keeps control of the moths (common enemy)
Wait that’s a ~£400 card lmao
October 17, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Wait that’s a ~£400 card lmao
Offline gf sharing funny home videos vs. Online bf pointing out they’re all AI
October 10, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Offline gf sharing funny home videos vs. Online bf pointing out they’re all AI
Third time rebooking John Dog for an injection because the vets keep taking too long messing with him till he’s too worked up to let them near him
Vet today: “Shove a gravy bone in his mouth & rough him around I’ll jab him while he plays”
He didn’t even notice it,
Vet inconsistency is annoying
Vet today: “Shove a gravy bone in his mouth & rough him around I’ll jab him while he plays”
He didn’t even notice it,
Vet inconsistency is annoying
October 7, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Third time rebooking John Dog for an injection because the vets keep taking too long messing with him till he’s too worked up to let them near him
Vet today: “Shove a gravy bone in his mouth & rough him around I’ll jab him while he plays”
He didn’t even notice it,
Vet inconsistency is annoying
Vet today: “Shove a gravy bone in his mouth & rough him around I’ll jab him while he plays”
He didn’t even notice it,
Vet inconsistency is annoying
I am in hell (Costco membership queue)
October 5, 2025 at 11:23 AM
I am in hell (Costco membership queue)
Look at the state zZz
September 22, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Look at the state zZz
Going to see Weapons tonight I am v excited,
Hoping it’s so scary that my monocle pops off & my bow tie spins round and makes a whizzing noise before I flee the cinema leaving a Mokahbi shaped hole in the door
Hoping it’s so scary that my monocle pops off & my bow tie spins round and makes a whizzing noise before I flee the cinema leaving a Mokahbi shaped hole in the door
August 13, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Going to see Weapons tonight I am v excited,
Hoping it’s so scary that my monocle pops off & my bow tie spins round and makes a whizzing noise before I flee the cinema leaving a Mokahbi shaped hole in the door
Hoping it’s so scary that my monocle pops off & my bow tie spins round and makes a whizzing noise before I flee the cinema leaving a Mokahbi shaped hole in the door
My nuts just burned through the bottom of my shorts like two (2) miniature red hot nickel balls, this heat is horrific
August 13, 2025 at 2:36 PM
My nuts just burned through the bottom of my shorts like two (2) miniature red hot nickel balls, this heat is horrific
Someone in Johntown was getting rid of a friend so I adopted him,
Intended for him to live with axolotly but he is comically small so he goes in the Little Man tank until he grows a bit
Intended for him to live with axolotly but he is comically small so he goes in the Little Man tank until he grows a bit
August 5, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Someone in Johntown was getting rid of a friend so I adopted him,
Intended for him to live with axolotly but he is comically small so he goes in the Little Man tank until he grows a bit
Intended for him to live with axolotly but he is comically small so he goes in the Little Man tank until he grows a bit
Handsome boy / girl awards submit your entries yes yes
August 2, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Handsome boy / girl awards submit your entries yes yes
Decking is finito,
Also see pictured:
Head of Being Annoying as Fuck & in The Way The Entire Time - John Dog
Also see pictured:
Head of Being Annoying as Fuck & in The Way The Entire Time - John Dog
August 2, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Decking is finito,
Also see pictured:
Head of Being Annoying as Fuck & in The Way The Entire Time - John Dog
Also see pictured:
Head of Being Annoying as Fuck & in The Way The Entire Time - John Dog