Richard M
moderndataist.bsky.social
Richard M
@moderndataist.bsky.social
On top of all … (gestures despairingly at world)… this, we now have a new version of Visual Studio.

When will this end ????
November 12, 2025 at 7:26 PM
TIL that there’s a Men’s Shed Association and that’s wonderful and I fully support this.

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November 12, 2025 at 11:20 AM
If you try to remove silos, you’re probably just going to create bigger silos with thicker walls.

Trust and openness is more important than the next tech thing.
November 12, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Really wishing I could ON DELETE CASCADE rn.. ☹️
November 6, 2025 at 3:07 PM
My life would be significantly improved if someone 25 years ago had got past chapter 4 of SAMS Teach Yourself SQL Server….
November 6, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Ah, I thought something like this might happen.

The Con is on…
November 4, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Today I’ll mostly be reinforcing the position that Enterprise Architects are rarely the SMEs for anything….
November 3, 2025 at 3:02 PM
One *could* argue that it’s not that Fabric isn’t Enterprise-ready, rather that your Enterprise isn’t Fabric-ready.

That’s SAP’s model, and it’s worked very well for them.

#DataGovernance
#DataEngineering
#DataStrategy
November 3, 2025 at 9:45 AM
It seems that one can view downstream dependencies, but not upstream ? That’s only available to dbo and higher.

What’s up with that, mssqlsystemresource ?!? #ssms
October 29, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Don’t hate me, but I’m seriously considering using Toad instead of SSMS as my daily drive.

Not that SSMS isn’t good, it’s just that Toad does useful stuff without having to install additional plugins or Visual Studio….
October 23, 2025 at 2:35 PM
If anyone should be able to spot a dodgy property deal, it’s Robert Jenrick…
October 21, 2025 at 9:52 PM
As a data engineer, there are three things you should *never* believe:

The network is fine
So is the storage
It’s not DNS
October 21, 2025 at 3:05 PM
<in a Morgan Freeman voice/>…
October 21, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Reposted by Richard M
US-EAST-1 really jumped the gun on the general strike, but I appreciate the enthusiasm.
October 21, 2025 at 5:01 AM
#til a new phrase : “regretted attrition”
October 21, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Just had the best catchup with team mates because AWS outage 😂
October 20, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Words that should just fuck off:

Hackathon
Agentic
Ideation

Add your own…
October 15, 2025 at 8:10 PM
There is no one I know now who remembers the thing that I just remembered.
Actually, remembered is wrong- there’s been echoes of this for nearly 40 years- it’s more of a feeling now…
October 15, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Ever get the feeling your team is being intentionally fractured ? We’re stronger together, not better apart.

*not like my team is a team as such, it’s more a loose affiliation of nerds looking for meaning.
October 14, 2025 at 8:53 PM
If you get an email at work that says “Please do not report this email as spam/phishing”, you should totally report it as spam/phishing because it means that either the comms wonks or the sec wonks are clearly doing something wrong…
October 14, 2025 at 8:42 PM
It’s kinda funny to hear people who hated third normal form trying to remove repeated attributes and duplicated data in their modern databases….
October 7, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Basically, use the right DBMS for your use case.

You don’t have to, mind. You can just use whichever one you want and then bitch about everything else.

I have yet so see anything that does things fundamentally different - all features and capabilities eventually converge anyway.
October 7, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Be me.
Attend a data security workshop.
Open workshop labs.
Be unable to run workshop labs because security.

>> Honestly, I could cry rn
October 7, 2025 at 8:10 AM
It’s probably no coincidence that no diner, restaurant or convenience food manufacturer makes scrambled eggs ‘Hotel style’…
October 7, 2025 at 6:54 AM
So I’m in that there London for a #MongoDB event tomorrow.

While I appreciate the chance to learn something different, I’m a bit disheartened that however much I learn I’ll not be able to implement *any* of it.

Is it an “office politics” or a trust thing ?
October 6, 2025 at 9:39 PM