Andrew Notarian (he/him)
@anotarian.bsky.social
Microsoft Data Platform / Postgres, Father, trains, history & art, Star Wars and Trek, Mets. Secret Long Islander. James Burke's Connections if it was all muppets. Bird Law. Rockville, MD. Do not eat packet. 马里兰
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jeffrey epstein won't see your jokes about how poorly written his emails were, but your barely literate friends also won't see them, because they can't read. fire away
November 13, 2025 at 4:55 AM
jeffrey epstein won't see your jokes about how poorly written his emails were, but your barely literate friends also won't see them, because they can't read. fire away
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would you like to see the ancient medieval wooden winch that Durham cathedral used to hoist great tonnes of stone up several stories to build the nave?
silly question, here it is
silly question, here it is
November 13, 2025 at 1:24 PM
would you like to see the ancient medieval wooden winch that Durham cathedral used to hoist great tonnes of stone up several stories to build the nave?
silly question, here it is
silly question, here it is
I graduated in 1994 from a school building built in 1968. My son will graduate in 2027 from a building built in 1969.
The average MCPS school building is nearly 30 years old — and it shows.
When pipes burst or mold grows, our students and teachers pay the price.
I’ve asked the Board of Education to hold another public hearing on the Capital Improvements Program so more voices can be heard.
When pipes burst or mold grows, our students and teachers pay the price.
I’ve asked the Board of Education to hold another public hearing on the Capital Improvements Program so more voices can be heard.
November 12, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I graduated in 1994 from a school building built in 1968. My son will graduate in 2027 from a building built in 1969.
A Mets fan with glasses works for ICE?
November 12, 2025 at 1:59 PM
A Mets fan with glasses works for ICE?
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No no no begs every archivist. You are never going to be able to find anything. Please don’t start using emojis in file names. Who asked for this? What fresh hell is next?
November 12, 2025 at 10:38 AM
No no no begs every archivist. You are never going to be able to find anything. Please don’t start using emojis in file names. Who asked for this? What fresh hell is next?
Peter's school still has their WeatherBug/AWS weather station on the roof and wonder if it still works. I was kind of amazed that the one in Ashburton ES was still fine, it had a serial number from 1995.
November 12, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Peter's school still has their WeatherBug/AWS weather station on the roof and wonder if it still works. I was kind of amazed that the one in Ashburton ES was still fine, it had a serial number from 1995.
Hey @zippy1981.bsky.social we make all this awesome bike infrastructure for one asshole in spandex.
Today in 🎵People Are STILL Carrying On About The Old Georgetown Rd Bike Lanes🎵:
-Our taxes paid for these roads. You're not going to stop climate change if cars sit in traffic while one asshole in spandex bikes on by.
-We need a "No Kings Day" for MoCo.
-Bus lanes don't make much sense either.
-Our taxes paid for these roads. You're not going to stop climate change if cars sit in traffic while one asshole in spandex bikes on by.
-We need a "No Kings Day" for MoCo.
-Bus lanes don't make much sense either.
November 12, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Hey @zippy1981.bsky.social we make all this awesome bike infrastructure for one asshole in spandex.
Gen Z humor is constantly saying it's two weeks til Christmas.
November 11, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Gen Z humor is constantly saying it's two weeks til Christmas.
It's 2025 and I'm still looking at the same damn tables in the ASP.NET membership library.
November 11, 2025 at 9:28 PM
It's 2025 and I'm still looking at the same damn tables in the ASP.NET membership library.
Timekeeping in the government is so strict what I am doing right now would have been charged to a line item called "Awaiting Products & Services"
November 11, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Timekeeping in the government is so strict what I am doing right now would have been charged to a line item called "Awaiting Products & Services"
June 1998: I eat at the Sbarro's hot bar after moving into my apartment at Orchard Pond.
November 2006: someone is shot at the jc penney while i am there to pick up my tux for my wedding
But there was a Friendly's and a CVS and it was a perfectly cromulent mall long after the racist dog whistling.
November 2006: someone is shot at the jc penney while i am there to pick up my tux for my wedding
But there was a Friendly's and a CVS and it was a perfectly cromulent mall long after the racist dog whistling.
Final Look Inside Lakeforest Mall - The MoCo Show
Demolition work is underway inside Lakeforest Mall as crews continue preparing the long-shuttered property for full teardown. Recent photos from inside the building show active interior demolition as ...
mocoshow.com
November 11, 2025 at 2:30 PM
June 1998: I eat at the Sbarro's hot bar after moving into my apartment at Orchard Pond.
November 2006: someone is shot at the jc penney while i am there to pick up my tux for my wedding
But there was a Friendly's and a CVS and it was a perfectly cromulent mall long after the racist dog whistling.
November 2006: someone is shot at the jc penney while i am there to pick up my tux for my wedding
But there was a Friendly's and a CVS and it was a perfectly cromulent mall long after the racist dog whistling.
Good morning, I am locked out of all my Entra accounts due to a misconfiguration of MFA
November 11, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Good morning, I am locked out of all my Entra accounts due to a misconfiguration of MFA
Peter plays all his post-hardcore and metal for me and then I do my best Long Island accent and say, "What a nice sawng til all that screaming."
November 11, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Peter plays all his post-hardcore and metal for me and then I do my best Long Island accent and say, "What a nice sawng til all that screaming."
They fired this guy to replace him with Kafka? Does the old coach wake up working as a bug in the mailroom of the Patent Office in Prague?
I’m gonna go get the papers, get the papers: back page edition.
November 11, 2025 at 11:50 AM
They fired this guy to replace him with Kafka? Does the old coach wake up working as a bug in the mailroom of the Patent Office in Prague?
Jazz soundtracks.
November 11, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Jazz soundtracks.
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Hey guys, Elazar Sontag is in the dining room and all I have are those Korean potato and hot dog on a stick things.
November 10, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Hey guys, Elazar Sontag is in the dining room and all I have are those Korean potato and hot dog on a stick things.
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I heard from a bunch of federal employees last night and this morning. They aren't happy.
"I would rather be an actual pawn. At least pawn sacrifices are calculated and achieve something. All this for a fucking meaningless vote."
"I would rather be an actual pawn. At least pawn sacrifices are calculated and achieve something. All this for a fucking meaningless vote."
'A Slap in the Face': Federal Employees Feel Betrayed by Democrats' Shutdown Cave
"I would rather be an actual pawn. At least pawn sacrifices are calculated and achieve something."
www.gravityisgone.com
November 10, 2025 at 1:46 PM
I heard from a bunch of federal employees last night and this morning. They aren't happy.
"I would rather be an actual pawn. At least pawn sacrifices are calculated and achieve something. All this for a fucking meaningless vote."
"I would rather be an actual pawn. At least pawn sacrifices are calculated and achieve something. All this for a fucking meaningless vote."
2035: Kaden Bladensen is out for the season. He will be having Ethan Getting surgery.
2025 PitchingNinja Craziest Mechanics Award 🤪🏆
Winner: Ethan Getting (Wayne State)
Winner: Ethan Getting (Wayne State)
November 10, 2025 at 12:11 PM
2035: Kaden Bladensen is out for the season. He will be having Ethan Getting surgery.
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On earnings calls, Amazon & Microsoft said the real AI bottleneck isn't chip,
it's electricity.
Bloomberg writes about two Santa Clara data centers siting empty, facing a 1-3 year lead time for power. Some cases take up to 7.
It’s a bad time to have a government hostile to solar and wind energy.
it's electricity.
Bloomberg writes about two Santa Clara data centers siting empty, facing a 1-3 year lead time for power. Some cases take up to 7.
It’s a bad time to have a government hostile to solar and wind energy.
Data Centers in Nvidia’s Hometown Stand Empty Awaiting Power
The fate of two facilities in Santa Clara, California, highlights a major challenge for the US tech sector and indeed the wider economy.
www.bloomberg.com
November 10, 2025 at 11:28 AM
On earnings calls, Amazon & Microsoft said the real AI bottleneck isn't chip,
it's electricity.
Bloomberg writes about two Santa Clara data centers siting empty, facing a 1-3 year lead time for power. Some cases take up to 7.
It’s a bad time to have a government hostile to solar and wind energy.
it's electricity.
Bloomberg writes about two Santa Clara data centers siting empty, facing a 1-3 year lead time for power. Some cases take up to 7.
It’s a bad time to have a government hostile to solar and wind energy.
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Van Hollen Senate Minority Leader vote when
November 10, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Van Hollen Senate Minority Leader vote when
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“What is civilisation? I don’t know. I can’t define it in abstract terms, yet. But I think I can recognise it when I see it. And I’m looking at it now.” -Kenneth Clark
24/7 cake vending machine in the middle of nowhere. Maximum Poland.
November 9, 2025 at 10:32 AM
“What is civilisation? I don’t know. I can’t define it in abstract terms, yet. But I think I can recognise it when I see it. And I’m looking at it now.” -Kenneth Clark
"On Long Island we have two genders. Guido and Guidette. You know that, Maria."
Zeldin: "Conservatives say there are two genders. Democrats are saying there are a hundred genders and counting and growing."
November 9, 2025 at 3:24 PM
"On Long Island we have two genders. Guido and Guidette. You know that, Maria."
Taking the train, subway, or bus to work means you never have to drive to lunch.
November 9, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Taking the train, subway, or bus to work means you never have to drive to lunch.