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hot dog eating competition winner 30 years in a row

fuck ai
hang on, where the fuck am i going??
December 25, 2025 at 6:05 PM
man, i sure do wish there was a way to water my plants with a steady stream supplied by plumbing and water pipes instead of a measly watering can

the humble garden hose;
December 23, 2025 at 3:21 AM
IF YOU LIKE PEEENIS
AND GETTIN' COCK
December 23, 2025 at 3:03 AM
he's sitting like a 14th century monarch
December 22, 2025 at 6:20 PM
December 21, 2025 at 7:04 PM
me and a buddy tried reinventing the week last night
December 21, 2025 at 7:04 PM
"Hey Jimmy, give me a Game Awards with Expedition 33"
"Expedition 33"
"And hold the Deltarune!"
"Hold the Deltarune...?"
"And hold up the Hollow Knight"
"Hold the Hollow Kni- hey Jimmy, give me a game awards with NUTTIN'"
December 19, 2025 at 9:08 AM
bro i'm just tryna take a shit
December 18, 2025 at 9:19 PM
there weren't any production accidents, the director just shot 5 dogs
December 12, 2025 at 8:54 AM
looking at concert photos of pavement from when gary young was in the band is crazy. they ain't have one song where he needs to be doing all that
December 10, 2025 at 7:05 PM
he tryna play a match
December 8, 2025 at 12:32 AM
language barrier be damned
December 3, 2025 at 5:48 AM
every time i see this picture of jpegmafia in the air force i laugh my ass off. bro had no idea what he was doing there
November 29, 2025 at 7:40 AM
getting crunk off the fazbear
November 25, 2025 at 12:36 AM
November 24, 2025 at 9:05 PM
youtube slop achieved post nut enlightenment mid ad
November 23, 2025 at 8:47 AM
i'd like to thank everyone who made this possible
November 22, 2025 at 1:15 AM
i'm getting so fucked up tonight
November 18, 2025 at 7:28 AM
I CAN FINALLY DOWNLOAD A COD UPDATE IN 9 HOURS!!!!
November 18, 2025 at 6:06 AM
how long he been out
November 13, 2025 at 7:19 PM
November 12, 2025 at 5:41 PM
when the fajitas are in a perpetual state of limbo between sizzlin and not sizzlin
November 12, 2025 at 5:21 PM
death grips instagram always postin some bullshit like this
November 7, 2025 at 5:16 AM
tongues of flame to the what
November 6, 2025 at 9:30 AM
sometimes i get sad until i remember that in france, sour patch kids have the exact same packaging as the US ones, except for the fact that they're called "very bad kids". i really wanna know what board room thought this change was necessary.
November 4, 2025 at 11:57 PM