shadow jizzard money wang
@modemcat.bsky.social
hot dog eating competition winner 30 years in a row
fuck ai
fuck ai
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gay obama: let me be queer
studying abroad? hey man, not cool. we call them "the huzz" now
December 24, 2025 at 4:26 AM
studying abroad? hey man, not cool. we call them "the huzz" now
i be in situations 👅
why was you on a yuri website?
just saw a ryobi ad on a yuri website on god they spawncamping the lesbians
December 24, 2025 at 4:13 AM
i be in situations 👅
fucked up in the crib put my dick on backwards
December 24, 2025 at 4:07 AM
fucked up in the crib put my dick on backwards
just saw a ryobi ad on a yuri website on god they spawncamping the lesbians
December 23, 2025 at 10:35 AM
just saw a ryobi ad on a yuri website on god they spawncamping the lesbians
man, i sure do wish there was a way to water my plants with a steady stream supplied by plumbing and water pipes instead of a measly watering can
the humble garden hose;
the humble garden hose;
December 23, 2025 at 3:21 AM
man, i sure do wish there was a way to water my plants with a steady stream supplied by plumbing and water pipes instead of a measly watering can
the humble garden hose;
the humble garden hose;
is your refrigerator running?
await its return patiently twin. let it come to you.
time heals all wounds.
await its return patiently twin. let it come to you.
time heals all wounds.
December 23, 2025 at 3:17 AM
is your refrigerator running?
await its return patiently twin. let it come to you.
time heals all wounds.
await its return patiently twin. let it come to you.
time heals all wounds.
wait say that again
Making some taquitos for dinner (will melt cheese over)
and then crash like a bandicoot :)
Good night my amazing friends - love y'all
Snagz ✊🏽♥️🔥✌🏽💨
and then crash like a bandicoot :)
Good night my amazing friends - love y'all
Snagz ✊🏽♥️🔥✌🏽💨
December 23, 2025 at 3:14 AM
wait say that again
my fellow americans. are we deadass
December 23, 2025 at 3:14 AM
my fellow americans. are we deadass
road head so good i turned my dome light on
December 23, 2025 at 3:08 AM
road head so good i turned my dome light on
we should bring back dropping an anvil on someone you don't like. what ever happened to that?
December 23, 2025 at 3:06 AM
we should bring back dropping an anvil on someone you don't like. what ever happened to that?
IF YOU LIKE PEEENIS
AND GETTIN' COCK
AND GETTIN' COCK
December 23, 2025 at 3:03 AM
IF YOU LIKE PEEENIS
AND GETTIN' COCK
AND GETTIN' COCK
is there like yaoi but for straight people
December 23, 2025 at 3:00 AM
is there like yaoi but for straight people
gender ain't the only spectrum i'm on
December 23, 2025 at 2:18 AM
gender ain't the only spectrum i'm on
ben's tiller
December 22, 2025 at 9:30 PM
ben's tiller
never ask a woman her age, a man his salary, or donald trump how ████ is █████ and █████████ to ██████
December 22, 2025 at 6:47 PM
never ask a woman her age, a man his salary, or donald trump how ████ is █████ and █████████ to ██████
he's sitting like a 14th century monarch
December 22, 2025 at 6:20 PM
he's sitting like a 14th century monarch
rear ended a gay person call that a genderbender
December 22, 2025 at 6:53 AM
rear ended a gay person call that a genderbender
advent calendar but with perc 30s
December 22, 2025 at 6:51 AM
advent calendar but with perc 30s
if i don't get the switch 2 for christmas i'm gonna explain what neopronouns are to my 90 year old grandmother
December 22, 2025 at 5:56 AM
if i don't get the switch 2 for christmas i'm gonna explain what neopronouns are to my 90 year old grandmother
call me layne staley i'm down in a hole
December 22, 2025 at 5:53 AM
call me layne staley i'm down in a hole
must be into beastiality how i got that dog in me
December 22, 2025 at 5:51 AM
must be into beastiality how i got that dog in me
3 ho's getting jolly on my yule log as of this moment
December 22, 2025 at 5:43 AM
3 ho's getting jolly on my yule log as of this moment
me and a buddy tried reinventing the week last night
December 21, 2025 at 7:04 PM
me and a buddy tried reinventing the week last night
2016 youtube was crazy. you'd have middle aged men calling a 7 year old the n word then cutting to a loot crate sponsorship. just the wild west of content
December 21, 2025 at 4:25 AM
2016 youtube was crazy. you'd have middle aged men calling a 7 year old the n word then cutting to a loot crate sponsorship. just the wild west of content