Krrrrristi
@modelady24.bsky.social
Art, music, soccer, nonsense. Lover of sprinkles and soft things. I justify my Lego habit by calling it mental health time.
I hate listening to wind.
May 13, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I hate listening to wind.
Reposted by Krrrrristi
imagine explaining to someone 10 years ago that this is about the vice president in 2025
April 23, 2025 at 11:06 PM
imagine explaining to someone 10 years ago that this is about the vice president in 2025
LOL this San Diego-LAFC game is a hoot!
March 30, 2025 at 3:31 AM
LOL this San Diego-LAFC game is a hoot!
Once again. At least our jerseys are cool.
March 9, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Once again. At least our jerseys are cool.
Tonight I washed and dried a stick of lip balm I missed in a pair of jeans. Went well.
February 28, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Tonight I washed and dried a stick of lip balm I missed in a pair of jeans. Went well.
At least our jerseys are good.
February 23, 2025 at 5:11 AM
At least our jerseys are good.
Reposted by Krrrrristi
Wallace Shawn Emerges As Frontrunner To Replace Daniel Craig As James Bond
February 20, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Wallace Shawn Emerges As Frontrunner To Replace Daniel Craig As James Bond
Reposted by Krrrrristi
My oldest guinea pig died last night. It’s quiet and sad.
February 15, 2025 at 4:55 AM
My oldest guinea pig died last night. It’s quiet and sad.
Going to start calling seagulls Garbage Turkeys.
February 12, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Going to start calling seagulls Garbage Turkeys.
That first squeeze of a brand new tube of toothpaste
a close up of a seal 's face with its eyes closed .
ALT: a close up of a seal 's face with its eyes closed .
media.tenor.com
February 8, 2025 at 5:05 AM
That first squeeze of a brand new tube of toothpaste
Reposted by Krrrrristi
I cannot tell you how tempted I am to grab a pair of gloves to sleep in tonight.
a bald man with a ring on his finger is sitting in a dark room and smoking a cigarette .
ALT: a bald man with a ring on his finger is sitting in a dark room and smoking a cigarette .
media.tenor.com
January 16, 2025 at 5:17 AM
I cannot tell you how tempted I am to grab a pair of gloves to sleep in tonight.
Now I’m imagining a Nine Inch Nails cover
Trent Reznor says his favorite song of 2024 was Sabrina Carpenter's "Espresso" → cons.lv/t4UrAh
January 11, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Now I’m imagining a Nine Inch Nails cover
I’ll stick my feet out of the covers without issue now that I’m a grownup but, instead, I refuse to have my hands out where the sleep monsters can grab them.
January 7, 2025 at 4:23 AM
I’ll stick my feet out of the covers without issue now that I’m a grownup but, instead, I refuse to have my hands out where the sleep monsters can grab them.
The older I get, the more I cannot stop imagining Jack Skellington singing every Oingo Boingo song when one comes on. I make cute lil Halloweentown music videos for them in my head.
January 4, 2025 at 7:37 PM
The older I get, the more I cannot stop imagining Jack Skellington singing every Oingo Boingo song when one comes on. I make cute lil Halloweentown music videos for them in my head.
I got the boy a Minky for Christmas and he is OBSESSED with it. He’s so happy in it 😂
December 31, 2024 at 4:41 AM
I got the boy a Minky for Christmas and he is OBSESSED with it. He’s so happy in it 😂
My Christmas smooth moves:
1. Completely lost one of the nieces’ gifts that was wrapped and labeled.
2. Paid full price for last year’s Inter Milan jersey that HE ALREADY HAS.
3. Failed to plan to have any kind of food available for today.
1. Completely lost one of the nieces’ gifts that was wrapped and labeled.
2. Paid full price for last year’s Inter Milan jersey that HE ALREADY HAS.
3. Failed to plan to have any kind of food available for today.
December 25, 2024 at 5:49 PM
My Christmas smooth moves:
1. Completely lost one of the nieces’ gifts that was wrapped and labeled.
2. Paid full price for last year’s Inter Milan jersey that HE ALREADY HAS.
3. Failed to plan to have any kind of food available for today.
1. Completely lost one of the nieces’ gifts that was wrapped and labeled.
2. Paid full price for last year’s Inter Milan jersey that HE ALREADY HAS.
3. Failed to plan to have any kind of food available for today.
Well now I don’t know what to do all day.
December 25, 2024 at 5:45 PM
Well now I don’t know what to do all day.
Going to work harder to express my dismay with my soccer team in 2025.
December 23, 2024 at 7:20 PM
Going to work harder to express my dismay with my soccer team in 2025.
My brother says my gingerbread house looks like a dispensary
December 22, 2024 at 4:46 AM
My brother says my gingerbread house looks like a dispensary
Today needs more cookies.
December 19, 2024 at 8:42 PM
Today needs more cookies.
So he just farted away the competition?
Italian born Maurice Garin won the first Tour de France. His race diet consisted of a mix of champagne/coffee, oysters, and hard-boiled eggs.
December 14, 2024 at 3:59 PM
So he just farted away the competition?
The day it actually snows I decide, “Nah I’ll be fine outside in just a hoodie.” I am not fine outside in just a hoodie but I’ve left my dwelling so I guess I’m committed now.
December 13, 2024 at 5:59 PM
The day it actually snows I decide, “Nah I’ll be fine outside in just a hoodie.” I am not fine outside in just a hoodie but I’ve left my dwelling so I guess I’m committed now.