I think this post got served to me because my wife's favorite Pokémon is Ferrothorn and my phone somehow knows that.

I will not be letting her know that her goat is homophobic. I think it'd break her heart.

No

custard

Primordial birthing grounds. You stand on sacred soil.

Id rather flex my muscles.

I definitely feel you on horror games - - I'm a little bitch boy who gets scared of everything. I just don't think watching is a good substitution to playing. Supplementary at best.

Like, reading the synopsis of a movie on Wikipedia does not mean you have watched the movie. The artistry and experience is lost on you.
I have no personal qualms with those who spend their time this way, of course. I just find the reaction of 'this counts, right?' to be dishonest.

And it doesn't matter how quickly or slowly you would have done the same thing, but the actual achievement of doing those things is taken away when you only watch playthroughs. You become a passive participant instead of an active one, and something important is lost in that process.

If you weren't a coward you wouldn't exclude furries

Woah, aren't you the genius behind Space Defense? That was my GOTY last year. You're a legend!

It's the same as being a 'gamer'. I play video games as my main hobby but I would never tell anyone that I'm a 'gamer'. You can enjoy watching some Japanese cartoons but anyone who advertises themselves as a weeb or an anime fan is immediately a lot less likeable.

Heavy emphasis on the 'maybe'.

Me, grasping the metal cup of ketchup that came with my burger and fries from the bottom and swirling it around with one hand: so what year is this fine vintage?

uh she optimus on my prime until i make her starscream