Mobius Stripper
@mobiusstripper.bsky.social
2006 Time Person of the Year
Non-practicing intellectual
Dumb jokes and smart takes
he/him
Non-practicing intellectual
Dumb jokes and smart takes
he/him
The white children we are trying to secure a future for
November 21, 2025 at 3:07 AM
The white children we are trying to secure a future for
To Jews! The cause of, and solution to, the coming of Jesus Christ.
November 11, 2025 at 6:45 PM
To Jews! The cause of, and solution to, the coming of Jesus Christ.
I think about this a lot.
October 16, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I think about this a lot.
So far, off to a bad start.
October 16, 2025 at 2:00 AM
So far, off to a bad start.
There is truly no story that cannot immediately be turned into The Dumbest Idea Ever Published
October 4, 2025 at 4:11 AM
There is truly no story that cannot immediately be turned into The Dumbest Idea Ever Published
Lots of terrible takes on the Saudi Arabia comedy show, but congrats to Duncan Trussell on the worst one. From "comedians have always been shitty people, don't hold us to standards" to "we are all equal in our imperfections" there's something for everyone to hate.
September 30, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Lots of terrible takes on the Saudi Arabia comedy show, but congrats to Duncan Trussell on the worst one. From "comedians have always been shitty people, don't hold us to standards" to "we are all equal in our imperfections" there's something for everyone to hate.
Feel like this one is gonna get a lot of use...
September 22, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Feel like this one is gonna get a lot of use...
For those unfamiliar with where this particular bit is coming from, here you go. So we've got competing claims here and I'm not sure who to trust.
September 22, 2025 at 8:47 PM
For those unfamiliar with where this particular bit is coming from, here you go. So we've got competing claims here and I'm not sure who to trust.
Reject modernity, embrace tradition (colonialism)
September 19, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Reject modernity, embrace tradition (colonialism)
100% willing to believe that all accounts of poltergeists are just cats
September 10, 2025 at 2:24 AM
100% willing to believe that all accounts of poltergeists are just cats
The note from Trump is just a distraction from this note from Ted Cruz.
September 9, 2025 at 3:41 AM
The note from Trump is just a distraction from this note from Ted Cruz.
"I don't like their 'kids shouldn't get vaccinated' policy, but I do like their 'adults shouldn't get vaccinated' policy!"
September 3, 2025 at 9:49 PM
"I don't like their 'kids shouldn't get vaccinated' policy, but I do like their 'adults shouldn't get vaccinated' policy!"
Fox News, shutting up the doubters, shows this image from today's press conference where President Trump, just offscreen, did several back flips to prove his health and wow the crowd.
September 2, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Fox News, shutting up the doubters, shows this image from today's press conference where President Trump, just offscreen, did several back flips to prove his health and wow the crowd.