BigJohnnyHotCrumpets
@mmmmmcrumpets.bsky.social
Don't judge me by my words, judge me by my inaction and unparalleled malaise
What day is it??
December 29, 2025 at 12:07 AM
What day is it??
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God, you girls are so great.
December 28, 2025 at 5:00 AM
God, you girls are so great.
RIP you absolute beauty 🥺❤️🍋
December 22, 2025 at 4:54 PM
RIP you absolute beauty 🥺❤️🍋
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Your ass is mine.
December 18, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Your ass is mine.
Roses are red
Violets are cool,
Oh my GOD, you're such a . .
Violets are cool,
Oh my GOD, you're such a . .
December 16, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Roses are red
Violets are cool,
Oh my GOD, you're such a . .
Violets are cool,
Oh my GOD, you're such a . .
Oh look, a new week, and still no job . .
December 15, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Oh look, a new week, and still no job . .
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Old but gold
The incredibly right Joe Lycett is still the only good guest to go on Laura Kuenssberg's show.
He nearly got her fired, and she hates being reminded of it, so don't RT.
He nearly got her fired, and she hates being reminded of it, so don't RT.
December 14, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Old but gold
Monday as things stand . . Make it better . .
December 14, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Monday as things stand . . Make it better . .
Tom Nestor is an absolute BEAUTIFUL
December 13, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Tom Nestor is an absolute BEAUTIFUL
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I want a chopper! Now!
December 12, 2025 at 11:00 AM
I want a chopper! Now!
I'm REALLY enjoying not having any work to do 😎
December 10, 2025 at 12:11 PM
I'm REALLY enjoying not having any work to do 😎
I mean it's niche . . but I won't judge
December 8, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I mean it's niche . . but I won't judge
Thoroughly enjoying watching Shona remove those stars!! 😬
December 7, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Thoroughly enjoying watching Shona remove those stars!! 😬
I'll probably start on the cheese and wine now . . so uh, yeah, see ya around
December 7, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I'll probably start on the cheese and wine now . . so uh, yeah, see ya around
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Come quietly, or there will be trouble.
December 7, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Come quietly, or there will be trouble.
Two years since we lost this absolute fucking one of a kind ❤️
November 30, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Two years since we lost this absolute fucking one of a kind ❤️
Quit my new job after 6 weeks. What an absolute SKIP FIRE of an "organisation"
November 30, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Quit my new job after 6 weeks. What an absolute SKIP FIRE of an "organisation"
Surely Leeds are facing a points deduction for that kit!?
a woman is making a funny face and the words that 's awful are above her
ALT: a woman is making a funny face and the words that 's awful are above her
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November 29, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Surely Leeds are facing a points deduction for that kit!?
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Congratulations to @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social!
You ignited a grassroots campaign, built on the radical idea that everyone deserves to live in dignity.
This is a seismic victory — not only for the people of New York, but for all those who believe that humanity & hope can prevail.
You ignited a grassroots campaign, built on the radical idea that everyone deserves to live in dignity.
This is a seismic victory — not only for the people of New York, but for all those who believe that humanity & hope can prevail.
November 5, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Congratulations to @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social!
You ignited a grassroots campaign, built on the radical idea that everyone deserves to live in dignity.
This is a seismic victory — not only for the people of New York, but for all those who believe that humanity & hope can prevail.
You ignited a grassroots campaign, built on the radical idea that everyone deserves to live in dignity.
This is a seismic victory — not only for the people of New York, but for all those who believe that humanity & hope can prevail.
Here he comes, Zak McKraken
November 4, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Here he comes, Zak McKraken
Fuck Super Sunday 😡
November 2, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Fuck Super Sunday 😡