M.M. Kaufman
@mmkaufman.bsky.social
Meet me at the car wash. Writer. Managing editor at Rejection Letters. Latest words at Okay Donkey, Identity Theory, Farewell Transmission, JAKE.
You’ll never guess what my piece is about…
October 28, 2025 at 3:01 PM
You’ll never guess what my piece is about…
Battling flight anxiety with a pre airport carwash.
August 22, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Battling flight anxiety with a pre airport carwash.
This boujee coffee cost me one small organ and I shall take a sip every 15 minutes to make it worth it.
And no I’m not writing an existential think piece/memoirella on all the major Batman films, why would you even ask?
And no I’m not writing an existential think piece/memoirella on all the major Batman films, why would you even ask?
August 9, 2025 at 5:52 PM
This boujee coffee cost me one small organ and I shall take a sip every 15 minutes to make it worth it.
And no I’m not writing an existential think piece/memoirella on all the major Batman films, why would you even ask?
And no I’m not writing an existential think piece/memoirella on all the major Batman films, why would you even ask?
Was up till 3am at the ER with my baby nephew (he’s gonna be fine! Whew!), so this morning I walked into a local coffee shop and said I need enough caffeine to get me right with a God I don’t believe in. The baristas doubled over in laughter and said we got you.
July 29, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Was up till 3am at the ER with my baby nephew (he’s gonna be fine! Whew!), so this morning I walked into a local coffee shop and said I need enough caffeine to get me right with a God I don’t believe in. The baristas doubled over in laughter and said we got you.
Find someone who looks at you the way I look at a carwash.
July 29, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Find someone who looks at you the way I look at a carwash.
Alabama Shaaaaaaaaakes in Bhama!
July 27, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Alabama Shaaaaaaaaakes in Bhama!
Taking the homies* for a carwash ride.
*my eleventy-billion feelings
*my eleventy-billion feelings
July 13, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Taking the homies* for a carwash ride.
*my eleventy-billion feelings
*my eleventy-billion feelings
Is it the car wash glow, or did I finish the last draft of my novel?
June 23, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Is it the car wash glow, or did I finish the last draft of my novel?
This and refreshing my submittable page to see if my 3 subs have been moved to “in progress” yet.
June 15, 2025 at 12:33 AM
This and refreshing my submittable page to see if my 3 subs have been moved to “in progress” yet.
As a culture, we really don’t talk enough about the cinematic masterpiece that is Batman & Robin (1997.)
June 14, 2025 at 12:56 AM
As a culture, we really don’t talk enough about the cinematic masterpiece that is Batman & Robin (1997.)
I wonder if the car wash misses me like I miss it. What a long, hot couple weeks it’s been.
June 13, 2025 at 11:01 AM
I wonder if the car wash misses me like I miss it. What a long, hot couple weeks it’s been.
Double the selfies. Double the fun. Let vacation mode begin.
May 22, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Double the selfies. Double the fun. Let vacation mode begin.
Stocking up on Southern nutrients before heading to California for a week.
May 22, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Stocking up on Southern nutrients before heading to California for a week.
May 20, 2025 at 4:55 PM
The car wash was made for #sundayscaries 🫧
May 4, 2025 at 8:53 PM
The car wash was made for #sundayscaries 🫧
Masters’ Sunday. Let’s goooooo. ⛳️
April 13, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Masters’ Sunday. Let’s goooooo. ⛳️
I did it! @rejectionlit.bsky.social tattoo in the bag.
April 12, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I did it! @rejectionlit.bsky.social tattoo in the bag.
Restorative car wash today.
April 6, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Restorative car wash today.
Date night with moi (and Sweet Potato.)
April 5, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Date night with moi (and Sweet Potato.)
That post AWP car wash is hitting. 🫧
April 1, 2025 at 10:42 PM
That post AWP car wash is hitting. 🫧
That post AWP car wash is hitting. 🫧
April 1, 2025 at 10:26 PM
That post AWP car wash is hitting. 🫧