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Oh cool this app still exists?!
October 2, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Oh cool this app still exists?!
Reposted by Matt
hey you! person reading this! have you considered putting away your phone and having an enjoyable day instead of a bad one? just a thought. either way is cool, I don't even know you.
February 6, 2025 at 4:36 PM
hey you! person reading this! have you considered putting away your phone and having an enjoyable day instead of a bad one? just a thought. either way is cool, I don't even know you.
What’s up? What’s up? What the fuck is up, Denny’s?!
January 24, 2025 at 6:17 PM
What’s up? What’s up? What the fuck is up, Denny’s?!
Hi! Could you cut the cost in half? I don’t like it.
November 18, 2024 at 8:09 PM
Hi! Could you cut the cost in half? I don’t like it.
I was in a government program for 18 months and all I got was a lousy email
November 15, 2024 at 11:51 PM
I was in a government program for 18 months and all I got was a lousy email
McMaster-Carr saved my life (something to do at work that looks like I’m working)
November 15, 2024 at 2:09 PM
McMaster-Carr saved my life (something to do at work that looks like I’m working)
“It shows it due today, I’ll take a look at what I need to wrap up for it, then send it over” - Engineer that probably hasn’t started on it yet and will be two weeks late on the deadline
November 15, 2024 at 1:58 PM
“It shows it due today, I’ll take a look at what I need to wrap up for it, then send it over” - Engineer that probably hasn’t started on it yet and will be two weeks late on the deadline
You know he got that crashed airplane rocking
November 14, 2024 at 6:48 PM
You know he got that crashed airplane rocking
YOOO I FORGOT ABOUT THIS SHIT AYO
December 20, 2023 at 5:10 PM
YOOO I FORGOT ABOUT THIS SHIT AYO
No scorpios need apply
November 17, 2023 at 1:51 PM
No scorpios need apply
Hi yeah could you do a bunch of work and then we just won’t use it? That would be great! Thanks!
November 15, 2023 at 2:03 PM
Hi yeah could you do a bunch of work and then we just won’t use it? That would be great! Thanks!
A manager to give directions that no one can understand, a manager to forget everything you said unless you have emailed in advance, a manager who dreams of ruining your day, a manager who wastes their life away, a manager who enforces arcane unwritten rules, a manager who just hates you
November 10, 2023 at 1:48 PM
A manager to give directions that no one can understand, a manager to forget everything you said unless you have emailed in advance, a manager who dreams of ruining your day, a manager who wastes their life away, a manager who enforces arcane unwritten rules, a manager who just hates you
I’m fucking hilarious and it’s awesome when I hit an absolute dinger of a bit. Literally absolute perfection of a joke that will never be funny in any way, shape, or form ever again. When you hit a joke at the right time, In the right place, it’s like heroin. I’m addicted
November 8, 2023 at 3:26 AM
I’m fucking hilarious and it’s awesome when I hit an absolute dinger of a bit. Literally absolute perfection of a joke that will never be funny in any way, shape, or form ever again. When you hit a joke at the right time, In the right place, it’s like heroin. I’m addicted
Ah yes my favorite moment. I’m trying to convince you i’m not jumping through all these hoops for more money while jumping through these hoops for more money
November 3, 2023 at 8:48 PM
Ah yes my favorite moment. I’m trying to convince you i’m not jumping through all these hoops for more money while jumping through these hoops for more money
Chud pants. Unhemmed.
November 3, 2023 at 5:04 PM
Chud pants. Unhemmed.
Candle lit, bussy ate, it’s a Halloween spooktacular
October 30, 2023 at 1:37 AM
Candle lit, bussy ate, it’s a Halloween spooktacular
Drinking Miller High Life watching the World Series go to extra innings like a true American
October 28, 2023 at 3:37 AM
Drinking Miller High Life watching the World Series go to extra innings like a true American
It’s a travesty to have to eat without a slightly interesting 15-30 minute YouTube video to watch
October 23, 2023 at 10:19 PM
It’s a travesty to have to eat without a slightly interesting 15-30 minute YouTube video to watch
Uruk existed and we still have to work
October 17, 2023 at 5:28 PM
Uruk existed and we still have to work
Hi, I’m a 40 year old in a teenage mutant ninja turtles t-shirt. Watch me and a guy featured in a 1999 edition of a skateboard magazine investigate arms smuggling fueling cartel violence here on Vice.
October 10, 2023 at 3:21 AM
Hi, I’m a 40 year old in a teenage mutant ninja turtles t-shirt. Watch me and a guy featured in a 1999 edition of a skateboard magazine investigate arms smuggling fueling cartel violence here on Vice.
Do you think they are actually sorry for party rocking?
October 7, 2023 at 3:13 AM
Do you think they are actually sorry for party rocking?