disturbingly plausible

ABOLISH ICE. Nothing less.

This insane asshole has been doing nothing but crimes since the day he took office, you're the only branch of government with the power to remove him and you're not even going to try because it might not work? Why are you even there? To feel important and do insider trading?

Serious hypothetical question: It’s 2029, AI-driven job loss has already gone nuclear, Trump is gone, and the Democrats control the Presidency, House and Senate by slim margins. What does a Dem administration do re: the AI industry to stem/reverse the job losses?

“Didn’t I tell you not to start another Signal chat?”

“I’m sorry… It was… it was in my mother’s name…”

DENTAL PLAN

The math has once again failed us. I may never believe in math again.

Did not know that! My bad. Seems like something that should be fixed if possible…

You know you can unfollow him if you don’t like the anti-trans stuff, right? Unless maybe you don’t mind it?

This man IS a divorce

“Look, every door in existence will be AI-equipped by 2026, either adapt or get left behind”

Gotta be the last chorus, with the key change

If the rest of UConn Tw***er decided to join us here by tonight, that would be huge for me, personally

Maybe a “range” that includes roided-up county sheriffs and no Palestinians is the problem?

And if we’re never going to see the sheriff again, why bother including him?

I like this one, one swimmer goes one way, the other goes the other way…