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Mme. Clavine
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he/they but preferably refer to me as Mme. Clavine
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A bluuuuuuuue blue
A 102-year-old Hungarian grandma laughs at the word “labubu” after pronouncing it “laabouuuuxboux”
December 4, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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Some idiot: the sleepover line is just good politics; it’s not good policy

Me:
December 2, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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Two reasons I can see
October 31, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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Pals!! Miss yall but holding strong in Augusta
October 18, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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They! Did!! Not!!! Equivocate!!!! EVERYONE!!!!!
July 26, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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William Carlos Williams, who wrote This Is Just To Say
June 30, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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June 24, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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June 16, 2025 at 5:26 AM
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How can we save him
May 7, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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Not helping the gays beat the “noticing a woman and going ‘this diva’” allegations here but this diva
May 1, 2025 at 11:47 AM
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A speech bubble envelops the face of painter Wayne Thiebaud, who once painted three skulls in a row next to each other
May 1, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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Rough day for the worst Canadians
April 29, 2025 at 5:28 AM
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The Normal Men, think of the cross-promotion
April 28, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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The way the now-nonexistent white part broke the brains of law firms, corporations, universities, journalists, elected officials…
April 24, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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April 18, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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Arvydas Sabonis? Do you mean Kevon Looney?
Kevon Looney sons Domantas Sabonis by pulling down a tough rebound that Domantas seems to have thought was his
April 16, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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Unbeaten six-song run
April 15, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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Your San Francisco Giants beat the Seattle Mariners 5-4. Their record stands at 8-1.
A lyric card for “No One Is Alone” with the Into the Woods OBC as the artist with the lyric “Giants can be good.” The image is Buster Busterhugging Timmy
April 6, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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I can't keep up with all this winning

Your San Francisco Giants beat the Seattle Mariners 4-1. Their record stands at 7-1.
A lyric card for “No One Is Alone” with the Into the Woods OBC as the artist with the lyric “Giants can be good.” The image is Buster Busterhugging Timmy
April 6, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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Hate myself for being able to pull this reference but
Jojo Siwa dabbing aggressively on the set of the tonight show with Jimmy Fallon
April 6, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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This? Sorry! Also reeks of liberal counterinsurgency 😩😔
Lisa Simpson sits on a crate holding a guitar, looking up at the sky, and singing “They Have The Plant But We Have The Power”
April 6, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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Your San Francisco Giants beat the Seattle Mariners 9-8. Their record stands at 6-1.
A lyric card for “No One Is Alone” with the Into the Woods OBC as the artist with the lyric “Giants can be good.” The image is Buster Busterhugging Timmy
April 6, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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Hadn’t forgotten I’d just failed to remember

Your San Francisco Giants beat the Houston Astros 6-3. Their record stands at 5-1.
A lyric card for “No One Is Alone” with the Into the Woods OBC as the artist with the lyric “Giants can be good.” The image is Buster Busterhugging Timmy
April 6, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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This one was a really tough cut to get us to four images
A woman at a protest march holds a sign that says "Orange Man Bad" with a caricature of Trump on it.
April 5, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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Phoenix!
A man in a large protest crowd holds up a sign that says "THERE IS NOTHING MORE AMERICAN THAN TELLING A KING TO FUCK OFF." A woman at a protest march holds up a sign depicting Smokey the Bear with fabulous long eyelashes that reads "ONLY YOU CAN RESIST FASCIST LIARS" A woman at a protest march holds up a sign depicting a penguin that reads "Don't Tread On Me" A man at a protest holds up a sign depicting a chubby edit of JD Vance sitting on the couch that reads "HANDS OFF MY FURNITURE"
April 5, 2025 at 9:11 PM