Mme. Clavine
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he/they but preferably refer to me as Mme. Clavine
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one of the underrated bad things about trump is that he's so insane people have forgotten that what a politician says actually does in fact matter, that it's also a speech act. you can't just go out and say shit. you're a public figure.
December 8, 2025 at 5:07 PM
one of the underrated bad things about trump is that he's so insane people have forgotten that what a politician says actually does in fact matter, that it's also a speech act. you can't just go out and say shit. you're a public figure.
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Jesus Christ "Wake Up Dead Man" was so good. Rian Johnson's best movie without question
December 7, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Jesus Christ "Wake Up Dead Man" was so good. Rian Johnson's best movie without question
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They could've voted in a seven-time MVP, a seven-time Cy Young/one-time MVP winner. They could've voted in guys like Murphy (2 MVPs) or Mattingly (1) who, for at least a brief time, were plausibly the best players in the game. But we get Jeff Kent who was never even once the best player on his team.
December 8, 2025 at 12:49 AM
They could've voted in a seven-time MVP, a seven-time Cy Young/one-time MVP winner. They could've voted in guys like Murphy (2 MVPs) or Mattingly (1) who, for at least a brief time, were plausibly the best players in the game. But we get Jeff Kent who was never even once the best player on his team.
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Which popular baseball player made the Hall of Fame this year? If you guessed Jeff Kent you are wrong, he was never popular.
December 8, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Which popular baseball player made the Hall of Fame this year? If you guessed Jeff Kent you are wrong, he was never popular.
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I feel like every day I sound more and more like a censorious, self-righteous prude, but for the record I think the way sports betting has insinuated itself into everything is another sign of societal decadence and profound moral rot.
Wtf are we doing?
"CNN partners with Kalshi to integrate prediction markets into its global newsroom. The first major news network to embrace Kalshi prediction markets."
"CNN partners with Kalshi to integrate prediction markets into its global newsroom. The first major news network to embrace Kalshi prediction markets."
December 4, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I feel like every day I sound more and more like a censorious, self-righteous prude, but for the record I think the way sports betting has insinuated itself into everything is another sign of societal decadence and profound moral rot.
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Political news media to Trump after the first year of Trump II
a woman with red hair is saying i was rooting for you we were all rooting for you how dare you
Alt: a woman with red hair is saying i was rooting for you we were all rooting for you how dare you
media.tenor.com
December 4, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Political news media to Trump after the first year of Trump II
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Pete Buttigieg's bread pricing crimes were the subject of infinitely more viral outrage than Trump ending USAID was
Guys, I’m not on the Pete train or anything but he was a fucking associate
Stop acting like he was some kind of criminal mastermind
Stop acting like he was some kind of criminal mastermind
December 4, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Pete Buttigieg's bread pricing crimes were the subject of infinitely more viral outrage than Trump ending USAID was
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logan cooley ur nothing lmfao
December 2, 2025 at 4:30 AM
logan cooley ur nothing lmfao
Some idiot: the sleepover line is just good politics; it’s not good policy
Me:
Me:
December 2, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Some idiot: the sleepover line is just good politics; it’s not good policy
Me:
Me:
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forget password protection
i want the two factor authentication of william eklund and yaroslav askarov
i want the two factor authentication of william eklund and yaroslav askarov
December 2, 2025 at 4:17 AM
forget password protection
i want the two factor authentication of william eklund and yaroslav askarov
i want the two factor authentication of william eklund and yaroslav askarov
Sigh…here we go
After a long night of hooking, Barclay Goodrow’s 2-3 stans didn’t like the session, so they had gutted him and set him on fire. But he didn’t die, he had crystallized, and now he’s a glamazon bitch ready for the PK
After a long night of hooking, Barclay Goodrow’s 2-3 stans didn’t like the session, so they had gutted him and set him on fire. But he didn’t die, he had crystallized, and now he’s a glamazon bitch ready for the PK
December 2, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Sigh…here we go
After a long night of hooking, Barclay Goodrow’s 2-3 stans didn’t like the session, so they had gutted him and set him on fire. But he didn’t die, he had crystallized, and now he’s a glamazon bitch ready for the PK
After a long night of hooking, Barclay Goodrow’s 2-3 stans didn’t like the session, so they had gutted him and set him on fire. But he didn’t die, he had crystallized, and now he’s a glamazon bitch ready for the PK
I was recently accused of being the world’s biggest Karel Vemeljka fan b/c my annual Sharks game was against the Mammoth and I’d planned to go tonight as well. Unfortunately I’m stuck @ home recovering from covid jab, but now I’m really glad I didn’t go b/c I’d only have gotten ~10 minutes of bestie
December 2, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I was recently accused of being the world’s biggest Karel Vemeljka fan b/c my annual Sharks game was against the Mammoth and I’d planned to go tonight as well. Unfortunately I’m stuck @ home recovering from covid jab, but now I’m really glad I didn’t go b/c I’d only have gotten ~10 minutes of bestie
THE SLEEPOVER LINE!!! IS NOT JUST!!! GOOD POLITICS!!! IT IS!!! GOOD POLICY!!!
December 2, 2025 at 3:36 AM
THE SLEEPOVER LINE!!! IS NOT JUST!!! GOOD POLITICS!!! IT IS!!! GOOD POLICY!!!
“I asked if there’s anything he wants the fans to know and he said yes but that it’s a secret that’ll be revealed in a few months” 🏳️⚧️?
December 2, 2025 at 3:33 AM
“I asked if there’s anything he wants the fans to know and he said yes but that it’s a secret that’ll be revealed in a few months” 🏳️⚧️?
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pavol regenda ppg what the hell sure 😭
December 2, 2025 at 3:24 AM
pavol regenda ppg what the hell sure 😭
The sleepover line is not just good politics it’s good policy
December 2, 2025 at 3:19 AM
The sleepover line is not just good politics it’s good policy
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and you know what? these students should also be judged, and judged harshly for this. running to the admins and state legislators and the press because you got a fairly earned failing grade on an assignment is and should be seen as a mark of extremely poor character. it makes you a very bad person.
the primary thing that TPUSA provides to young conservatives is a blueprint for weaponizing the abject cowardice of university administrators against individual teachers and instructors, and university admins should take a long look in the mirror and think about what that says about them
OU has put the professor here on administrative leave:
November 30, 2025 at 9:02 PM
and you know what? these students should also be judged, and judged harshly for this. running to the admins and state legislators and the press because you got a fairly earned failing grade on an assignment is and should be seen as a mark of extremely poor character. it makes you a very bad person.
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college football has never really been a sport so much as 130 money-laundering operations of varying sizes
November 30, 2025 at 11:14 PM
college football has never really been a sport so much as 130 money-laundering operations of varying sizes
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“is the problem in America that Trump has installed a bunch of incompetent morons to carry out his illegal orders?
no, it’s that a democrat criticized that while referencing an old TV show”
that’s ken brain for ya
no, it’s that a democrat criticized that while referencing an old TV show”
that’s ken brain for ya
November 30, 2025 at 11:13 PM
“is the problem in America that Trump has installed a bunch of incompetent morons to carry out his illegal orders?
no, it’s that a democrat criticized that while referencing an old TV show”
that’s ken brain for ya
no, it’s that a democrat criticized that while referencing an old TV show”
that’s ken brain for ya
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PENALTY KILL GOES PERFECT AND YOUR SAN JOSE SHARKS FIGHT OFF THE VANCOUVER CANUCKS 3-2!!!!!! #TheFutureIsTeal
November 28, 2025 at 11:53 PM
PENALTY KILL GOES PERFECT AND YOUR SAN JOSE SHARKS FIGHT OFF THE VANCOUVER CANUCKS 3-2!!!!!! #TheFutureIsTeal
HANG IN THERE!!!
November 28, 2025 at 11:46 PM
HANG IN THERE!!!
EVANDER KANEUHHHHHHHH WHAT HAPPENNNNNEDUHHHHHHHHHH
November 28, 2025 at 11:40 PM
EVANDER KANEUHHHHHHHH WHAT HAPPENNNNNEDUHHHHHHHHHH
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“And coming down the parade route now, it’s Madame Morrible! Wait— she just flipped around… WICKED WITCH??”
November 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
“And coming down the parade route now, it’s Madame Morrible! Wait— she just flipped around… WICKED WITCH??”
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I don't know what — or really, if anything — in Lizza's account is true, because I don't trust him as far as I can throw him. If *any* of it is true, the fact that we are only hearing about it now, after the fact, to drive subscriptions to his paywalled private newsletter, is frankly vile!
November 27, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I don't know what — or really, if anything — in Lizza's account is true, because I don't trust him as far as I can throw him. If *any* of it is true, the fact that we are only hearing about it now, after the fact, to drive subscriptions to his paywalled private newsletter, is frankly vile!
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the takeaway is that the entire media was so delighted at a lie by a serial fabulist who fucked her way through all of her sources and editors to get where she was that they ignored anything even vaguely revealing a public responsibility
i'm just hung up on "the entire media let itself get dogwalked into stabbing Democracy to death by a lady who was just doing it because she was hung up on RFK Jr.'s piss and breeding kinks", it's genuinely unbelievable to me
if she were an actual agent of an enemy polity i think i'd hate it less
if she were an actual agent of an enemy polity i think i'd hate it less
November 27, 2025 at 12:24 AM
the takeaway is that the entire media was so delighted at a lie by a serial fabulist who fucked her way through all of her sources and editors to get where she was that they ignored anything even vaguely revealing a public responsibility