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I was born in a log cabin off the coast of Japan... on a boat.
"wow I just survived my first Chicago winter! That was a doozy!"
me when it's the beginning of January
me when it's the beginning of January
a stuffed monkey is making a funny face and says ooookaaaaayyy ...
ALT: a stuffed monkey is making a funny face and says ooookaaaaayyy ...
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January 8, 2026 at 4:02 AM
"wow I just survived my first Chicago winter! That was a doozy!"
me when it's the beginning of January
me when it's the beginning of January
"no skip album" is a dumb phrase. If you need to skip songs then it's not a good album
December 29, 2025 at 5:08 PM
"no skip album" is a dumb phrase. If you need to skip songs then it's not a good album
Ryan if you see this pls respond. You're my only friend who uses bluesky
December 10, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Ryan if you see this pls respond. You're my only friend who uses bluesky
People who hate the smell of the raclette stands at Chicago events are weak. Eat the cheese, dummy, it's amazing
July 21, 2025 at 8:28 PM
People who hate the smell of the raclette stands at Chicago events are weak. Eat the cheese, dummy, it's amazing
Any time I get the aux for anything I like to mix in the cantina band song from star wars and everyone hates it. Can someone tell me that actually that's a very inspired choice and they would love to hear it too
July 17, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Any time I get the aux for anything I like to mix in the cantina band song from star wars and everyone hates it. Can someone tell me that actually that's a very inspired choice and they would love to hear it too
going to a music festival a month ago and discovering all these awesome new artists helped me realize how fucking awful Spotify is at recommending anything. basically every recommendation from Spotify is just "how about you listen to that album/playlist from last week again?"
July 10, 2025 at 4:43 PM
going to a music festival a month ago and discovering all these awesome new artists helped me realize how fucking awful Spotify is at recommending anything. basically every recommendation from Spotify is just "how about you listen to that album/playlist from last week again?"
Since the new Pope is from Chicago they need to replace the wine at mass with Malört. That would entice all the millennials and gen z to come back to church every week
May 8, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Since the new Pope is from Chicago they need to replace the wine at mass with Malört. That would entice all the millennials and gen z to come back to church every week
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Am I the only person in all of human history to like the La Croix cola?? They discontinued it and I will never be the same 💔
April 29, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Am I the only person in all of human history to like the La Croix cola?? They discontinued it and I will never be the same 💔
Ok so I'm still watching to catch up on Daredevil stuff. I absolutely hate the character Stick. Like get this dude out of the plot please. Then season 2 rolls around and not only is he back, but the entire plot centers around him. Now I'm watching Defenders and this dude will NOT go away like damn
March 10, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Ok so I'm still watching to catch up on Daredevil stuff. I absolutely hate the character Stick. Like get this dude out of the plot please. Then season 2 rolls around and not only is he back, but the entire plot centers around him. Now I'm watching Defenders and this dude will NOT go away like damn
My favorite trope is "superhero who doesn't kill people™ but totally does though". Like, I'm watching through Daredevil right now and after spending a whole episode telling the Punisher he won't kill he chokes a dude with a chain, then uses that to pull him over the ledge and down a staircase
March 1, 2025 at 3:48 AM
My favorite trope is "superhero who doesn't kill people™ but totally does though". Like, I'm watching through Daredevil right now and after spending a whole episode telling the Punisher he won't kill he chokes a dude with a chain, then uses that to pull him over the ledge and down a staircase
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If you are a federal worker being offered a buyout, I would advise against taking it.
Of course, this is a personal decision for everyone and it’s your choice.
But these offers are a rush job. The legality is questionable and this admin does not keep to its word.
They aren’t firing for a reason.
Of course, this is a personal decision for everyone and it’s your choice.
But these offers are a rush job. The legality is questionable and this admin does not keep to its word.
They aren’t firing for a reason.
January 30, 2025 at 6:02 PM
If you are a federal worker being offered a buyout, I would advise against taking it.
Of course, this is a personal decision for everyone and it’s your choice.
But these offers are a rush job. The legality is questionable and this admin does not keep to its word.
They aren’t firing for a reason.
Of course, this is a personal decision for everyone and it’s your choice.
But these offers are a rush job. The legality is questionable and this admin does not keep to its word.
They aren’t firing for a reason.
Hopefully Vine 2 finally comes out and everyone can just switch to that
January 17, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Hopefully Vine 2 finally comes out and everyone can just switch to that
Whoever invented this mini game deserves life in federal prison sorry
January 9, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Whoever invented this mini game deserves life in federal prison sorry
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this has been the past week for me
December 24, 2024 at 3:38 PM
this has been the past week for me
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We found the realest dude at The Game Awards 🫡
December 13, 2024 at 3:19 AM
We found the realest dude at The Game Awards 🫡
@localthunk.bsky.social is there any significance to Jen Joker's birthday being today?
December 3, 2024 at 5:23 PM
@localthunk.bsky.social is there any significance to Jen Joker's birthday being today?
spotify just said the music I like is cringe
December 3, 2024 at 4:37 PM
spotify just said the music I like is cringe
There is another Mike on my team at work and STILL people will refer to "Mike" when we're both in a room and act weird when we say we don't know who they're talking to.
December 3, 2024 at 4:12 PM
There is another Mike on my team at work and STILL people will refer to "Mike" when we're both in a room and act weird when we say we don't know who they're talking to.
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Jimbo is just his nickname; his real legal name is Gary McCready and he is from Logansport, Indiana
November 14, 2024 at 5:57 PM
Jimbo is just his nickname; his real legal name is Gary McCready and he is from Logansport, Indiana