Miller
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I'll probably still call this "Twitter"
It is once again a travesty, a sham, and a mockery, that Barry Bonds is not in the Hall of Fame.
December 8, 2025 at 2:20 PM
It is once again a travesty, a sham, and a mockery, that Barry Bonds is not in the Hall of Fame.
We live in a society with a very low bar for community conduct: be better than the person in their underwear at the gym doing yoga ball exercises in the middle of the walking area.
June 2, 2025 at 5:37 PM
We live in a society with a very low bar for community conduct: be better than the person in their underwear at the gym doing yoga ball exercises in the middle of the walking area.
Wait to be SUPER clear, the Caps were never as good as their record and nobody is surprised that they're being completely dominated by the Canes. Right?
May 13, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Wait to be SUPER clear, the Caps were never as good as their record and nobody is surprised that they're being completely dominated by the Canes. Right?
Sorry but the Habs have been the better team this series by a meaningful amount.
April 26, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Sorry but the Habs have been the better team this series by a meaningful amount.
Lol the Devils don't belong in the same postseason as the Canes, much less the game arena at the same time
April 20, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Lol the Devils don't belong in the same postseason as the Canes, much less the game arena at the same time
Brilliant, fabulous, magnificent, encompassing incompetence.
Morley: I think you’re confusing Roger Stone with Oliver Stone
Boebert: I may have misinterpreted that. I apologize
Boebert: I may have misinterpreted that. I apologize
April 2, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Brilliant, fabulous, magnificent, encompassing incompetence.
One of the best movies ever made analyzed by one of our time's best writers? Fine, twist my arm.
March 28, 2025 at 12:49 PM
One of the best movies ever made analyzed by one of our time's best writers? Fine, twist my arm.
Clearly he doesn't think highly of himself, referring to himself as a nobody.
March 26, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Clearly he doesn't think highly of himself, referring to himself as a nobody.
Love when tinnitus just shows up when it feels like it
March 26, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Love when tinnitus just shows up when it feels like it
Something something no honor amongst thieves something something
After the Atlantic published the texts this morning, Tulsi Gabbard is confronted today on why she lied in her testimony to the Senate yesterday. She says she misremembered.
March 26, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Something something no honor amongst thieves something something
So what if I struggled to decide whether or not to have the soup in addition to my sandwich, ultimately decided not to have it, then smelled someone else having it when I got back to my desk and went all the way back to get the soup? What are you going to do about it?
March 26, 2025 at 5:11 PM
So what if I struggled to decide whether or not to have the soup in addition to my sandwich, ultimately decided not to have it, then smelled someone else having it when I got back to my desk and went all the way back to get the soup? What are you going to do about it?
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Why can’t you play hide and seek with a Pokemon?
They always Pikachu.
Not very good, I know.
I’ll show myself out.
They always Pikachu.
Not very good, I know.
I’ll show myself out.
March 24, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Why can’t you play hide and seek with a Pokemon?
They always Pikachu.
Not very good, I know.
I’ll show myself out.
They always Pikachu.
Not very good, I know.
I’ll show myself out.
@pablo.show have you seen this one yet????
March 24, 2025 at 5:40 PM
@pablo.show have you seen this one yet????
Pro! Who dislikes this movie??
March 13, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Pro! Who dislikes this movie??
I've been reading, writing and speaking English semi-fluently for at least 30 years and I still have no idea how to spell "embarassing"
March 12, 2025 at 2:00 PM
I've been reading, writing and speaking English semi-fluently for at least 30 years and I still have no idea how to spell "embarassing"
I mean when you put it that way
an actual work announcement tomorrow morning via The Secret Email Club 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀
i am very excited
be excited with me or go to hell
those are the only two options
i am very excited
be excited with me or go to hell
those are the only two options
March 10, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I mean when you put it that way
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Thanks to the public domain, I’m putting out a version of Winnie-the-Pooh books that’s word-for-word the same as the originals except instead of “Oh bother” his catchphrase is “Son of a bitch.”
March 9, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Thanks to the public domain, I’m putting out a version of Winnie-the-Pooh books that’s word-for-word the same as the originals except instead of “Oh bother” his catchphrase is “Son of a bitch.”
10/10 pun here
So much rantanen raving going on ahead of the trade deadline.
March 7, 2025 at 5:37 PM
10/10 pun here
Only starting?
I'm starting to get the feeling that Trump doesn't know what he's doing AND he's a fucking idiot
March 7, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Only starting?
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it’s friday
we did it
we made it
great work everyone
we did it
we made it
great work everyone
March 7, 2025 at 1:45 PM
it’s friday
we did it
we made it
great work everyone
we did it
we made it
great work everyone
TIL there is even a word for the smell of rain. Cool!
It's funny which random words my brain will come up with when I can't think of a specific one.
Me: "What's the smell of rain? It starts with a P."
My Brain: "Palimpsest. Pterrippi. Pertussis."
Me: "None of those are even close."
My Brain: "...Pollywog."
Me: "Are you even trying??"
Me: "What's the smell of rain? It starts with a P."
My Brain: "Palimpsest. Pterrippi. Pertussis."
Me: "None of those are even close."
My Brain: "...Pollywog."
Me: "Are you even trying??"
March 5, 2025 at 2:36 PM
TIL there is even a word for the smell of rain. Cool!
Yeah I'm right there with you man
February 24, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Yeah I'm right there with you man
If I invent a coffee cup lid that doesn't drip, I'm expecting the Nobel Prize in both the science and peace categories.
February 24, 2025 at 5:08 PM
If I invent a coffee cup lid that doesn't drip, I'm expecting the Nobel Prize in both the science and peace categories.
I think this is the other way around? Unit *offering* the smoke here. Kenny want none of that.
That time the Big Unit wanted ALL the SMOKE from Kenny Lofton...
February 13, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I think this is the other way around? Unit *offering* the smoke here. Kenny want none of that.