⛧🤘🏳️🌈🥩💪 mlpqlm
@mlpqlm.bsky.social
Mostly shit-posting, but apologies if I fail to label my "suggestive" content as such.
Capitalism is inherently broken. By design.
"It's a class issue?" "Always has been!"
Probably the only LGBTQ+ carnivore in the US.
COMMISSIONS ARE CLOSED
Capitalism is inherently broken. By design.
"It's a class issue?" "Always has been!"
Probably the only LGBTQ+ carnivore in the US.
COMMISSIONS ARE CLOSED
There's a physics lesson in there somewhere
June 21, 2025 at 6:40 PM
There's a physics lesson in there somewhere
Just putting them on
June 19, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Just putting them on
Occupational hazard haha
June 14, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Occupational hazard haha
...on a good night in the Castro
June 12, 2025 at 7:15 PM
...on a good night in the Castro
That's what we're doing now. I guess we'll have to come up with another euphemism.
June 10, 2025 at 10:57 PM
That's what we're doing now. I guess we'll have to come up with another euphemism.
It's way way too late in the game to keep taking the high road
June 2, 2025 at 9:52 PM
It's way way too late in the game to keep taking the high road
...and I STILL trust Waymos more than bicyclists
May 16, 2025 at 2:45 PM
...and I STILL trust Waymos more than bicyclists
Totally this! Cf. his recent stance on Trans rights, his forcing the state workers to 4 days despite proven lack of real estate and detrimental effects on the environment and traffic.
May 14, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Totally this! Cf. his recent stance on Trans rights, his forcing the state workers to 4 days despite proven lack of real estate and detrimental effects on the environment and traffic.
Wait till you find out about the Coppertone girl.
May 7, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Wait till you find out about the Coppertone girl.
Good thing I wear a lot of "sonscreen"
May 3, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Good thing I wear a lot of "sonscreen"
I'd already done the hard work of getting them past my thighs!
May 3, 2025 at 1:57 PM
I'd already done the hard work of getting them past my thighs!
Per Google translate, it "doubles as a douche and touch," which I believe means it also works as a dildo.
May 1, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Per Google translate, it "doubles as a douche and touch," which I believe means it also works as a dildo.