⛧🤘🏳️‍🌈🥩💪 mlpqlm
mlpqlm.bsky.social
⛧🤘🏳️‍🌈🥩💪 mlpqlm
@mlpqlm.bsky.social
Mostly shit-posting, but apologies if I fail to label my "suggestive" content as such.

Capitalism is inherently broken. By design.

"It's a class issue?" "Always has been!"

Probably the only LGBTQ+ carnivore in the US.

COMMISSIONS ARE CLOSED
Pinned
I don't think I ever did a proper intro post on here.

Ah, well...
Every day is leg day 😭🤣
June 13, 2025 at 6:40 PM
June 3, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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Happy pride to u pimps
June 1, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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Don’t check the comments on corporate pride posts
Don’t check the comments on corporate pride posts
Don’t check the comments on corporate pride posts
Don’t check the comments on corporate pride posts
June 1, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Interesting how @wikipedia.org chose to sanitize this George Quaintance painting.
May 31, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Wearing my Grindr shirt to the office today. Let's see if anybody notices
May 5, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I don't lift heavy
I don't rep quick and fas'
I go to the gym
To...
May 3, 2025 at 6:31 PM
New red Chucks, who dis?
...and they're already scuffed up from the motorcycle gear lever.

I actually bought this old pair back in the 80s, back when Chucks were considered "affordable sneakers"
May 3, 2025 at 4:45 PM
"I learned back in my teens
There's no point in protestin'
If you look good in tight jeans
That's what they'll want you dressed in."
-Nancy, from Groundhog Day The Musical
May 1, 2025 at 2:47 PM
April 29th is #NationalZipperDay!

Have you thanked your zipper recently?
April 29, 2025 at 6:00 PM
My local RuPaul expert says that she says that if you don't know what to do with your hands, put them in an upside down heart shape ۵

I can't multitask, so this proved more annoying than helpful while doing the adductor/abductor machine.
April 27, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Barbell rows. Bent over barbell rows. Bent over.

#posteriorchain
April 26, 2025 at 4:39 PM
when life imitates shirt
April 25, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Barbell row. Caffeine withdrawal.
April 20, 2025 at 7:35 PM
CB500F
April 20, 2025 at 5:12 PM
April 18, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I swear my gym outfits are random. (Okay, quasi random--I have a system!) This serendipitous all-red, all-Amoresy combination felt motivational!
April 18, 2025 at 3:53 PM
On my knees
April 13, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Yet another example of how my upper body looks better on leg day workouts. Why is that?
April 13, 2025 at 2:21 PM
White spandex don't lie.
April 10, 2025 at 9:19 PM
No-sleep, half-hungover workout. Is this what it feels like to be a Castro twink?
#totallyworthit
April 8, 2025 at 2:19 AM
is it bad that my fursona is Posh Spice?
April 4, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Despite being sizable, considering all the expensive issues I've had in the past 6 months, I'm now more in debt than I was before my income tax refund.
I had plans, but I was still able to afford myself some new bathroom accessories!
(This may also have to double as my outfit for Dore this year.)
April 3, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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