Always such a good day when Paul returns!

It’s hard not to get worked up by it but it’ll save you a lot of stress if you just get used to it for the foreseeable

Too many fans are like this too. It was never going to immediately improve

I once asked him on a Reddit AMA if he was being deliberately poetic - he responded saying he was inspired by Radio 4, which is the most boring response I could possibly imagine. He’s so insipid