ML Martin
ML Martin
@mlmartin.bsky.social
Northern Ireland based techy person trying to make it to the far future somehow. Internationalist Liberal. Failed comedian. All opinions my own, unless they get me in trouble, then they're someone elses.
Given 'The runs' are an euphemism for digestive issues in some places it's an unfortunate name. "I got the Runza" sounds like you are saying 'the runs' with a fake italian accent.
December 12, 2025 at 5:07 AM
November 23, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Exclude the ones missing vowels.
November 18, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I'm so tyred I feel like I'm an 18 wheeler.
November 6, 2025 at 6:41 PM
"In front of the bastards" podcast about our favourite protesters. Start with the frog guy.
October 27, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Then again, Pikes hair just keeps getting bigger and bigger... does that undermine the message a little?
October 27, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Chocolate.
October 17, 2025 at 3:31 PM
It was a problem when gooners couldn't get past the CD sleeve, never mind the install menu.
October 12, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Huh I thought you were a duracell bunny or somethin.
October 11, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Do you have a robe, and wizard hat?
October 8, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Best Organising lifehack I ever got: get tons of these: www.amazon.co.uk/Over-Door-Sh... - perfect for remotes, controllers, phone chargers. And shoes too.
Amazon.co.uk: Over the Door Shoe Organisers: Home & Kitchen
Online shopping for Over the Door Shoe Organisers from a great selection at Home & Kitchen Store.
www.amazon.co.uk
October 7, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Pineapple on pizza on Steam
Can a video game convey a flavor?
store.steampowered.com
September 29, 2025 at 6:32 AM
So Brunch?
September 26, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Will they be mandatory to show when you are asked by police? If so, they will have a loophole to exploit to get you to unlock your phone so they can access and search your private data.

A case of inflicting risk and harm on a whole population and it won't even fix the claimed issue.
September 26, 2025 at 9:10 AM
September 25, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Terrible way to refer to your mother.
September 23, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I'm keeping my bike helmet on me all week just in case. Don't want to crack my head open on the way up.
September 22, 2025 at 6:06 PM
GI Joe - Pork Chop Sandwiches
YouTube video by KevinTheGreat
youtu.be
September 20, 2025 at 7:59 PM