Blep
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RFK Jr., driving away with Rudy Guliani tied to the roof of his car
August 31, 2025 at 10:19 PM
RFK Jr., driving away with Rudy Guliani tied to the roof of his car
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Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it
National Guard is now tasked with picking up garbage in DC
August 26, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it
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Happy Easter to all celebrating Jesus coming back and showing off his top surgery to the boys
April 20, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Happy Easter to all celebrating Jesus coming back and showing off his top surgery to the boys
Blessed hoagiefest to all that celebrate
July 1, 2024 at 9:45 PM
Blessed hoagiefest to all that celebrate
Ugh finally someone’s gossiping about me
June 16, 2024 at 1:39 AM
Ugh finally someone’s gossiping about me
Pride month at work is always a fun time because I somehow introduce a different coworker to the concept of a femme lesbian each go around
June 3, 2024 at 4:58 PM
Pride month at work is always a fun time because I somehow introduce a different coworker to the concept of a femme lesbian each go around
Every once in a while I’m given the opportunity to be an absolute bitch to some dude at the bar with bad vibes and it’s always a joy
April 14, 2024 at 7:17 PM
Every once in a while I’m given the opportunity to be an absolute bitch to some dude at the bar with bad vibes and it’s always a joy
I was born, raised and died at palm beach international airport today
December 27, 2023 at 12:19 AM
I was born, raised and died at palm beach international airport today
My reddest flag is how easily I can make small talk with people from long island
December 27, 2023 at 12:18 AM
My reddest flag is how easily I can make small talk with people from long island
Neil the seal is doing god’s work (giving me a topic to switch to when my conservative family members ask me about that senate sex tape this Christmas)
December 17, 2023 at 11:34 PM
Neil the seal is doing god’s work (giving me a topic to switch to when my conservative family members ask me about that senate sex tape this Christmas)
This reality dating show of only twins is showing me that we’re all one split embryo away from a sleepier looking version of ourselves
December 16, 2023 at 3:20 AM
This reality dating show of only twins is showing me that we’re all one split embryo away from a sleepier looking version of ourselves
The wildest takeaway from Oppenheimer was “history wasn’t fair to this guy…he FUCKED”
August 1, 2023 at 1:31 AM
The wildest takeaway from Oppenheimer was “history wasn’t fair to this guy…he FUCKED”
If I injure any part of my body working out it becomes my entire fyp and I’m not mad about it
July 17, 2023 at 4:30 AM
If I injure any part of my body working out it becomes my entire fyp and I’m not mad about it