That's why we call 'em Blue Maga.

I want to know if it's worth it to ask my city too make a similar program

Tell me more! How much is it? So they do driveways too?

If you do Santa, and the kiddies ask why you don't have an "Elf on the Shelf," you can soften it up by telling them that you volunteered to abstain so that there would be more workers for the busy season.

There's no need to frighten young children with the dangers of magic.

I want you all to know that I ***DID*** complete the task of cutting a turkey in half, and then restoring the kitchen to normal.

My ancestors would be so proud, right after they finished looking for enough firewood to not die of hypothermia.

I'd count myself in the top half of Americans if I were to describe my ability to make decisions.

A drunk toddler could make this.

This is the feed I'm looking for, but I may be late to the party.

The only improvement would commentary from Statler and Waldorf.

For example!

youtu.be/MNghp9tPXjo?...