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Here is your annual reminder that you can't win with magical beings, and you're very, VERY lucky if you break even.
Never invite elves into your home. Never accept food or gifts from them, and never make any "deal."
Elf on the Shelf is no one's friend.
Never invite elves into your home. Never accept food or gifts from them, and never make any "deal."
Elf on the Shelf is no one's friend.
December 1, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Here is your annual reminder that you can't win with magical beings, and you're very, VERY lucky if you break even.
Never invite elves into your home. Never accept food or gifts from them, and never make any "deal."
Elf on the Shelf is no one's friend.
Never invite elves into your home. Never accept food or gifts from them, and never make any "deal."
Elf on the Shelf is no one's friend.
I want an ornament of the Ewald Brother's sign. Someone needs to get on that.
December 1, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I want an ornament of the Ewald Brother's sign. Someone needs to get on that.
Tell me what impeachment would do this time that didn't happen before. What's going to be different this time?
November 30, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Tell me what impeachment would do this time that didn't happen before. What's going to be different this time?
"Kumiko the Treasure Hunter" was recommendable, but not a heartwarmer.
When they were casting, someone said "could you sound MORE Minnesotan?"
When they were casting, someone said "could you sound MORE Minnesotan?"
November 29, 2025 at 3:29 AM
"Kumiko the Treasure Hunter" was recommendable, but not a heartwarmer.
When they were casting, someone said "could you sound MORE Minnesotan?"
When they were casting, someone said "could you sound MORE Minnesotan?"
Post a picture without context!
November 29, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Post a picture without context!
A few hundred years ago, a loaf of bread was a 300 step process that began several months ahead of time.
Today, I struggle with the decisions involved in rearranging my kitchen slightly so that I can cut up some meat.
Today, I struggle with the decisions involved in rearranging my kitchen slightly so that I can cut up some meat.
November 29, 2025 at 1:30 AM
A few hundred years ago, a loaf of bread was a 300 step process that began several months ahead of time.
Today, I struggle with the decisions involved in rearranging my kitchen slightly so that I can cut up some meat.
Today, I struggle with the decisions involved in rearranging my kitchen slightly so that I can cut up some meat.
Every time you make excuses for the controlled opposition that is The Democratic Party, Marjorie Taylor Greene eats a kitten.
November 28, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Every time you make excuses for the controlled opposition that is The Democratic Party, Marjorie Taylor Greene eats a kitten.
I have a question for the aviation experts.
Would the helicopter pilot have allowed those turkeys to be thrown out? Does one need a permit to drop items from a helicopter?
Would the helicopter pilot have allowed those turkeys to be thrown out? Does one need a permit to drop items from a helicopter?
November 28, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I have a question for the aviation experts.
Would the helicopter pilot have allowed those turkeys to be thrown out? Does one need a permit to drop items from a helicopter?
Would the helicopter pilot have allowed those turkeys to be thrown out? Does one need a permit to drop items from a helicopter?
This was easy to make dairy free with coconut oil and almond milk. Flour is on sale at Cub, so it's super cheap.
www.allrecipes.com/recipe/15139...
www.allrecipes.com/recipe/15139...
Easy Cherry Cobbler
This cherry cobbler is made with cherry pie filling and sweet biscuit dough for a favorite dessert. Delicious with fresh cherries during summer too!
www.allrecipes.com
November 27, 2025 at 11:14 PM
This was easy to make dairy free with coconut oil and almond milk. Flour is on sale at Cub, so it's super cheap.
www.allrecipes.com/recipe/15139...
www.allrecipes.com/recipe/15139...
NYC Sanitation workers get way more cheers than cops, AS THEY SHOULD.
November 27, 2025 at 4:04 PM
NYC Sanitation workers get way more cheers than cops, AS THEY SHOULD.
What would bears be without bees?
Ears!
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Please tell this joke during an awkward silence tomorrow.
Ears!
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Please tell this joke during an awkward silence tomorrow.
November 27, 2025 at 3:43 AM
What would bears be without bees?
Ears!
********
Please tell this joke during an awkward silence tomorrow.
Ears!
********
Please tell this joke during an awkward silence tomorrow.
I have never met, nor heard of, any human woman who finds RFK Jr. attractive. I believe that article was written by a brain worm.
November 26, 2025 at 2:05 PM
I have never met, nor heard of, any human woman who finds RFK Jr. attractive. I believe that article was written by a brain worm.
I really fucking hate RFK Jr.
I don't need to see any more about what he has to say, it's all traumatic.
On a more positive note, I can think of no better place to publish my experience based advice for "planning a toddler's funeral" than the comments to his "news" articles.
I don't need to see any more about what he has to say, it's all traumatic.
On a more positive note, I can think of no better place to publish my experience based advice for "planning a toddler's funeral" than the comments to his "news" articles.
November 25, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I really fucking hate RFK Jr.
I don't need to see any more about what he has to say, it's all traumatic.
On a more positive note, I can think of no better place to publish my experience based advice for "planning a toddler's funeral" than the comments to his "news" articles.
I don't need to see any more about what he has to say, it's all traumatic.
On a more positive note, I can think of no better place to publish my experience based advice for "planning a toddler's funeral" than the comments to his "news" articles.
I take issue with many of the roof lines in Whoville.
November 25, 2025 at 2:12 AM
I take issue with many of the roof lines in Whoville.
Bring this picture to your stylist if you'd like to look like a voluptuous butt on both ends?
November 23, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Bring this picture to your stylist if you'd like to look like a voluptuous butt on both ends?
75 years ago, a grocery store had a person at the counter, and all of the groceries behind. Customers would show up with a list and hand it to the grocer, or they'd call in their order ahead of time.
If a store is going to lock up all of their products, just go back to that.
If a store is going to lock up all of their products, just go back to that.
November 22, 2025 at 5:32 AM
75 years ago, a grocery store had a person at the counter, and all of the groceries behind. Customers would show up with a list and hand it to the grocer, or they'd call in their order ahead of time.
If a store is going to lock up all of their products, just go back to that.
If a store is going to lock up all of their products, just go back to that.
HAPPY LIFE DAY EVERYONE!
"This holiday is yours, but we all share with you the hope that this day brings us closer to freedom, and to harmony, and to peace. No matter how different we appear, we're all the same in our struggle against the powers of evil and darkness.
"This holiday is yours, but we all share with you the hope that this day brings us closer to freedom, and to harmony, and to peace. No matter how different we appear, we're all the same in our struggle against the powers of evil and darkness.
November 17, 2025 at 5:32 PM
HAPPY LIFE DAY EVERYONE!
"This holiday is yours, but we all share with you the hope that this day brings us closer to freedom, and to harmony, and to peace. No matter how different we appear, we're all the same in our struggle against the powers of evil and darkness.
"This holiday is yours, but we all share with you the hope that this day brings us closer to freedom, and to harmony, and to peace. No matter how different we appear, we're all the same in our struggle against the powers of evil and darkness.
Dear Simon Pegg,
Please make a comic book of star trek new horizon. I just want to know where the motorcycle came from.
Please make a comic book of star trek new horizon. I just want to know where the motorcycle came from.
November 16, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Dear Simon Pegg,
Please make a comic book of star trek new horizon. I just want to know where the motorcycle came from.
Please make a comic book of star trek new horizon. I just want to know where the motorcycle came from.
It turns out that "Bubba" may be a horse.
The laughs just keep coming.
The laughs just keep coming.
November 16, 2025 at 12:13 AM
It turns out that "Bubba" may be a horse.
The laughs just keep coming.
The laughs just keep coming.
Actual conversation:
A: The jobs here that are the easiest for AI to take are middle management.
B: Middle managers have to distill a lot of information and summarize it to the higher ups.
A: That is what AI does best.
B: But the higher ups don't like it if it doesn't make them feel good.
A: 0.o
A: The jobs here that are the easiest for AI to take are middle management.
B: Middle managers have to distill a lot of information and summarize it to the higher ups.
A: That is what AI does best.
B: But the higher ups don't like it if it doesn't make them feel good.
A: 0.o
November 14, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Actual conversation:
A: The jobs here that are the easiest for AI to take are middle management.
B: Middle managers have to distill a lot of information and summarize it to the higher ups.
A: That is what AI does best.
B: But the higher ups don't like it if it doesn't make them feel good.
A: 0.o
A: The jobs here that are the easiest for AI to take are middle management.
B: Middle managers have to distill a lot of information and summarize it to the higher ups.
A: That is what AI does best.
B: But the higher ups don't like it if it doesn't make them feel good.
A: 0.o
The most significant failing of the the United States is a consistent lack of accountability for the wealthy.
Even after the Civil War, plantation owners were allowed to keep their land, their homes, and they never saw the inside of a courtroom for the brutal crimes they had committed.
Even after the Civil War, plantation owners were allowed to keep their land, their homes, and they never saw the inside of a courtroom for the brutal crimes they had committed.
November 14, 2025 at 2:45 PM
The most significant failing of the the United States is a consistent lack of accountability for the wealthy.
Even after the Civil War, plantation owners were allowed to keep their land, their homes, and they never saw the inside of a courtroom for the brutal crimes they had committed.
Even after the Civil War, plantation owners were allowed to keep their land, their homes, and they never saw the inside of a courtroom for the brutal crimes they had committed.
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November 14, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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Why is it that every single time the sexual autonomy of girl children comes up, it's from creepy old rich men?
I don't believe that creepy old rich men suddenly care about other people.
I don't believe that creepy old rich men suddenly care about other people.
November 14, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Why is it that every single time the sexual autonomy of girl children comes up, it's from creepy old rich men?
I don't believe that creepy old rich men suddenly care about other people.
I don't believe that creepy old rich men suddenly care about other people.
What if Irritable Bowel Syndrome was a political party?
The American Democratic Party! Ready to crap their pants on a moment's notice.
The American Democratic Party! Ready to crap their pants on a moment's notice.
November 12, 2025 at 2:49 AM
What if Irritable Bowel Syndrome was a political party?
The American Democratic Party! Ready to crap their pants on a moment's notice.
The American Democratic Party! Ready to crap their pants on a moment's notice.
Remember, they're not cowards and they're not incompetent. They are COMPLICIT.
November 11, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Remember, they're not cowards and they're not incompetent. They are COMPLICIT.