Nestor Cortes's start also qualified as his 2nd career Explosive Diarrhea, is now in a 556-way tie for 1,043rd place on the all-time ED list. Coming in his 87th career start, his ED rate is now 2.30%. His last ED was on 8/14/2020. He is the 102nd @brewers.com pitcher to earn one.

Beau Brieske's appearance also qualified as his 1st career Arse Fire, making him the 716th MLB pitcher and the 35th @tigers.bsky.social pitcher to earn one. Welcome to the bigs, Beau!

Ian Gibaut's appearance also qualified as his 1st career Arse Fire, making him the 715th MLB pitcher and the 21st @reds.com pitcher to earn one. Welcome to the bigs, Ian!

Most PTTs, at least 1 in the 2020s: Mitch Keller, Merrill Kelly, Dallas Keuchel, Robbie Ray, 2 each

Also added a category for starters that I called "Polish That Turd," which is a Quantity Shart where the pitcher gets the Win. Leaders: John Lackey, Esteban Loaiza, Jack Morris - 5 each; Jon Garland, Woody Williams - 4 each

Most Arse Fires with at least one in the 2020s: Carlos Estevez and David Robertson, 4 each, 8 tied with 3 each

Then I came up with the "Arse Fire," which is the same criteria as a Bullshit, but also in a save opportunity. Leaders:

Danys Baez, Sean Doolittle, Todd Jones, Troy Percival - 6 each
Trevor Hoffman, Jim Johnson, Carlos Marmol, Lindy McDaniel, Jake McGee - 5 each

Leaders in Bullshits:

1. Bryan Shaw, 12
T2. Jim Johnson, 11
T2. Todd Jones, 11
T2. Mike Stanton, 11

Leaders with at least one in the 2020s:

1. Bryan Shaw, 12
T2. Tyler Kinley, 10
T2. Joakim Soria, 10
4. Jake McGee, 9

Somewhere along the way, I decided I needed something for relievers. So came along the "Bullshit": 0.2 IP or less, 4 ER or less. Because that is 1 out fewer and 1 ER more than is required for a "standard" Save.

And our final starters category, the "Colon Blow," requires at least 9 ER, with 1 IP or less. Exceedingly rare. Leaders here are: Bronson Arroyo, Jeremy Guthrie, and Charlie Morton, 2 each. There have only been 34 such starts since 1912, when Earned Runs became an official stat.

Rectum Rocket leaders with at least one in the 2020s: Patrick Corbin, J.A. Happ, Zach Plesac, Garrett Richards, Carlos Rodon - 2 each

Then there are the real quick hitters. Who can give up 6 ER while recording just 1 IP or less? We call that a "Rectum Rocket," and the leaders are:

1. Bob Forsch, 5
T2. Denny Galehouse, Burleigh Grimes, Lynn McGlothen, Roger Pavlik, Don Sutton, Mike Torrez - 4 each

Leaders in Shartnados with at least one in the 2020s:

Chase Anderson, Patrick Corbin, Anthony Desclafini, Nathan Eovaldi, Jack Flaherty, Lucas Giolito, Austin Gomber, Chad Kuhl - all with 2 each

The very existence of a category for 9 ER in 6 IP or less demanded a category for 9 ER in 3 IP or less, dubbed the "Shartnado." Leaders:

1. Bronson Arroyo, 4
2. Ricky Nolasco, 3
38-way tie with 2 each.

Leaders in Supersonic Sewer Sauce starts, with at least one in the 2020s:

Miles Mikolas, 4
Tyler Anderson, 3
Lucas Giolito, 3
Austin Gomber, 3
Derek Holland, 3
Chad Kuhl, 3
German Marquez, 3