matthew j.x. malady
@mjxm.bsky.social
Earnest and appreciative human being. I write things sometimes. Check me out @NewYorker @Slate @Awl @NYTmag etc. matthewjxmalady at gmail.
possibly the most bay area bread imaginable
August 26, 2025 at 4:53 PM
possibly the most bay area bread imaginable
it’s such a bittersweet… chocolate loaf… this sliiiiiiice
July 12, 2025 at 3:54 PM
it’s such a bittersweet… chocolate loaf… this sliiiiiiice
i suspect it’s probably the last go round for this off day at our daughter’s school. told her to live it up
and played some public enemy. etc etc.
and played some public enemy. etc etc.
May 16, 2025 at 11:52 PM
i suspect it’s probably the last go round for this off day at our daughter’s school. told her to live it up
and played some public enemy. etc etc.
and played some public enemy. etc etc.
lol our kid’s school has the most berkeley school lunch imaginable today.
March 28, 2025 at 2:17 PM
lol our kid’s school has the most berkeley school lunch imaginable today.
i challenge anyone to beat this in the category of: most insane airbnb wifi passwords. i’m looking at this little sign, and i cannot believe this is real. and yet … i typed it in, and the wifi works now.
November 25, 2024 at 7:08 PM
i challenge anyone to beat this in the category of: most insane airbnb wifi passwords. i’m looking at this little sign, and i cannot believe this is real. and yet … i typed it in, and the wifi works now.
def aware that no one has ever wanted to see someone else’s fireworks videos/pics, so apologies … but it’s pretty cool for our kiddo to be able to watch them over the bay from our front window. she is sooo happy right now.
July 4, 2023 at 5:00 AM
def aware that no one has ever wanted to see someone else’s fireworks videos/pics, so apologies … but it’s pretty cool for our kiddo to be able to watch them over the bay from our front window. she is sooo happy right now.