Matt Sutterer
@mjsutterer.bsky.social
Neuroscientist; Midwestern expat; he/him; These are just, like, my opinions, man.
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
I’ll definitely get rescued, but might lose my sanity in the process.
I’ll definitely get rescued, but might lose my sanity in the process.
November 26, 2025 at 7:43 PM
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
I’ll definitely get rescued, but might lose my sanity in the process.
I’ll definitely get rescued, but might lose my sanity in the process.
Without downloading any new pictures, what is your energy going into 2025?
December 28, 2024 at 1:21 AM
Without downloading any new pictures, what is your energy going into 2025?
@labxnas.bsky.social used to have a program called “Two Scientists Walk Into A Bar” where they worked with area bars to host a couple of scientists & just let folks come ask questions. Similar idea of meeting folks out in the community.
December 16, 2024 at 4:57 PM
@labxnas.bsky.social used to have a program called “Two Scientists Walk Into A Bar” where they worked with area bars to host a couple of scientists & just let folks come ask questions. Similar idea of meeting folks out in the community.
Most of my AI bluesky roast results weren’t very good, but would consider using this tag for my bio.
December 5, 2024 at 2:27 PM
Most of my AI bluesky roast results weren’t very good, but would consider using this tag for my bio.
I see your turkey and raise you a brie and apricot ice cream turkey.
November 29, 2024 at 1:02 AM
I see your turkey and raise you a brie and apricot ice cream turkey.
Love that DiGiorno encourages the lie we tell ourselves-that we’ll definitely have a slice of pizza with a sensible side salad and not eat half the pizza in one sitting.
October 11, 2024 at 10:37 PM
Love that DiGiorno encourages the lie we tell ourselves-that we’ll definitely have a slice of pizza with a sensible side salad and not eat half the pizza in one sitting.
Not getting into Chicago for SfN until tomorrow because of a friend’s wedding tonight, but wearing my brain cuff links in honor of the meeting (and I don’t get to wear these often)
October 5, 2024 at 9:14 PM
Not getting into Chicago for SfN until tomorrow because of a friend’s wedding tonight, but wearing my brain cuff links in honor of the meeting (and I don’t get to wear these often)
Who’s gonna be the next mayor of NYC? Wrong answers only
September 26, 2024 at 4:05 PM
Who’s gonna be the next mayor of NYC? Wrong answers only
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
September 19, 2024 at 1:51 PM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
Back in my day Bluesky was all furries and Alfs and bears and everything was “What’s Hot”; none of that newfangled GIFs and video nonsense.
September 16, 2024 at 10:44 PM
Back in my day Bluesky was all furries and Alfs and bears and everything was “What’s Hot”; none of that newfangled GIFs and video nonsense.
Yes, but you're missing the Gillette Razor-like attitude of that achievement.
September 10, 2024 at 11:25 AM
Yes, but you're missing the Gillette Razor-like attitude of that achievement.
Post a meme made by you
August 30, 2024 at 10:26 PM
Post a meme made by you
Not sure about the exact dimensions, but Stanley actually has that market covered as well…
August 19, 2024 at 1:02 AM
Not sure about the exact dimensions, but Stanley actually has that market covered as well…
What’s your sign?
August 17, 2024 at 6:49 PM
What’s your sign?
“Were-wolverine the vote” is the one I want, but this is one I feel.
July 10, 2024 at 12:54 AM
“Were-wolverine the vote” is the one I want, but this is one I feel.
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie
June 5, 2024 at 1:14 AM
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie
There’s not enough blaseball on that chart. (RIV Blaseball)
May 30, 2024 at 12:34 AM
There’s not enough blaseball on that chart. (RIV Blaseball)
I mean how many rats do any of us need, really?
May 15, 2024 at 2:45 AM
I mean how many rats do any of us need, really?
Thousands of graduate students crying out as they’re forced to go back to the old frustrating ways of coding.
May 9, 2024 at 2:17 PM
Thousands of graduate students crying out as they’re forced to go back to the old frustrating ways of coding.
Truly the academic equivalent of:
May 5, 2024 at 11:40 PM
Truly the academic equivalent of:
This skeet inspired by getting to use this meme in a chat about meeting planning
April 3, 2024 at 4:28 PM
This skeet inspired by getting to use this meme in a chat about meeting planning
I still think this would be a good title.
March 27, 2024 at 4:07 PM
I still think this would be a good title.
You’ve been murdered, who do you want on the case?
March 23, 2024 at 12:57 PM
You’ve been murdered, who do you want on the case?