Matt Sutterer
@mjsutterer.bsky.social
Neuroscientist; Midwestern expat; he/him; These are just, like, my opinions, man.
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
I’ll definitely get rescued, but might lose my sanity in the process.
I’ll definitely get rescued, but might lose my sanity in the process.
November 26, 2025 at 7:43 PM
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
I’ll definitely get rescued, but might lose my sanity in the process.
I’ll definitely get rescued, but might lose my sanity in the process.
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(1/2) Dana VP of Neuroscience & Society Khara Ramos explains why the Foundation has launched an RFP for rapid response bridge funding for scholars, practitioners, and teams doing work in neuroscience and society and impacted by recent shifts in federal funding. #neurosociety #neuroscience #neurosky
Now Open: Dana Foundation Rapid Response Bridge Funding
dana.org
October 7, 2025 at 5:30 PM
(1/2) Dana VP of Neuroscience & Society Khara Ramos explains why the Foundation has launched an RFP for rapid response bridge funding for scholars, practitioners, and teams doing work in neuroscience and society and impacted by recent shifts in federal funding. #neurosociety #neuroscience #neurosky
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KIM KITSURAGI - Never fuck with Kim Kitsuragi.
September 10, 2025 at 2:47 AM
KIM KITSURAGI - Never fuck with Kim Kitsuragi.
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gargoyles cartoon voice actors
July 20, 2025 at 3:40 PM
gargoyles cartoon voice actors
Age verification? Screens actually needed saving.
July 11, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Age verification? Screens actually needed saving.
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none of you had to compete with your subject group for wire mother's attention and it shows
June 24, 2025 at 6:00 PM
none of you had to compete with your subject group for wire mother's attention and it shows
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I'm working on a joke about Poseidon. It's going swimmingly.
I once workshopped a joke about Hephaestus but could never hammer out the timing.
I have a fantastic joke about Cassandra but no one ever listens to me.
June 13, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I'm working on a joke about Poseidon. It's going swimmingly.
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I have a fantastic joke about Cassandra but no one ever listens to me.
When I tell my joke about Prometheus, it really brings the fire 🔥
Used to tell a joke about Orpheus. Looking back, it wasn't good.
June 13, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I have a fantastic joke about Cassandra but no one ever listens to me.
I once workshopped a joke about Hephaestus but could never hammer out the timing.
I have a fantastic joke about Cassandra but no one ever listens to me.
When I tell my joke about Prometheus, it really brings the fire 🔥
June 13, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I once workshopped a joke about Hephaestus but could never hammer out the timing.
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is species 8472 the same as mewtwo
May 11, 2025 at 4:40 PM
is species 8472 the same as mewtwo
Implement a 100% tariff and ruin a movie
Star Trek: Second Contact
Star Trek: Second Contact
Implement a 100% tariff and ruin a movie
Two flew over the cuckoo's nest
Two flew over the cuckoo's nest
Implement a 100% tariff and run a movie
The 12th Sense
The 12th Sense
May 5, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Implement a 100% tariff and ruin a movie
Star Trek: Second Contact
Star Trek: Second Contact
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Happy Light Jacket Day to all who celebrate
April 25, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Happy Light Jacket Day to all who celebrate
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why does everyone have a goatee
January 30, 2025 at 7:13 PM
why does everyone have a goatee
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“I am not a cook.”
January 18, 2025 at 12:43 PM
“I am not a cook.”
"Please go network on linkedin, I'm here to get weird with my imaginary friends" is a pretty good Bluesky ethos.
The last few waves of migration to bsky have been all downside for me personally. Please go network on linkedin. I’m here to get weird with my imaginary friends
January 15, 2025 at 1:46 PM
"Please go network on linkedin, I'm here to get weird with my imaginary friends" is a pretty good Bluesky ethos.
The Midwest in general but Minnesota in particular went really hard on “let’s make a giant fiberglass animal for our town” and I think more towns could do with that energy.
They should make statues of regular people. Like you’re walking through the park and there’s a statue of your friend Jeff
January 15, 2025 at 3:50 AM
The Midwest in general but Minnesota in particular went really hard on “let’s make a giant fiberglass animal for our town” and I think more towns could do with that energy.
“Sorry I can’t come to your party/event/outing, I’m friendorphin fasting”
the neurotransmitter produced in the brain when a mutual likes your post is called a friendorphin
December 29, 2024 at 12:46 AM
“Sorry I can’t come to your party/event/outing, I’m friendorphin fasting”
Without downloading any new pictures, what is your energy going into 2025?
December 28, 2024 at 1:21 AM
Without downloading any new pictures, what is your energy going into 2025?
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Seasons greetings from Worf
December 25, 2024 at 1:23 AM
Seasons greetings from Worf
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Picard: Computer, tea, hot.
Computer: You know Ensign Clarkson in Engineering? Well, rumor is she might be breaking up with Ensign Zortoff because, GET THIS, she might still be in love with her ex!!
Picard: *pulling up chair* Tell. Me. Everything.
Computer: You know Ensign Clarkson in Engineering? Well, rumor is she might be breaking up with Ensign Zortoff because, GET THIS, she might still be in love with her ex!!
Picard: *pulling up chair* Tell. Me. Everything.
December 13, 2024 at 2:31 AM
Picard: Computer, tea, hot.
Computer: You know Ensign Clarkson in Engineering? Well, rumor is she might be breaking up with Ensign Zortoff because, GET THIS, she might still be in love with her ex!!
Picard: *pulling up chair* Tell. Me. Everything.
Computer: You know Ensign Clarkson in Engineering? Well, rumor is she might be breaking up with Ensign Zortoff because, GET THIS, she might still be in love with her ex!!
Picard: *pulling up chair* Tell. Me. Everything.
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I would also encourage you to do this with very effective SROs. They can make or break a study section with some of their choices and when you interact with a great one, they should know
Idle thought from a recent meeting. Kinda like good mentors who don’t think they are doing anything special and are mildly surprised to be complimented, the truly exceptional POs have no idea how much you see them. Tell them you appreciate their behavior.
December 12, 2024 at 7:29 PM
I would also encourage you to do this with very effective SROs. They can make or break a study section with some of their choices and when you interact with a great one, they should know
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i’m definitely the best shopper in this dunning-kroger
December 11, 2024 at 4:39 PM
i’m definitely the best shopper in this dunning-kroger
My favorite part of any home project involving contractors is the 10-?? mins they spend in the truck once they pull up to your house.
December 9, 2024 at 1:07 PM
My favorite part of any home project involving contractors is the 10-?? mins they spend in the truck once they pull up to your house.
Most of my AI bluesky roast results weren’t very good, but would consider using this tag for my bio.
December 5, 2024 at 2:27 PM
Most of my AI bluesky roast results weren’t very good, but would consider using this tag for my bio.