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like Malcolm Mooney,
smoke a haiku cigarette.
your skeets drift skyward
he/him
like Malcolm Mooney,
smoke a haiku cigarette.
your skeets drift skyward
he/him
i just realized it could be read as "oh, shitpulp just appeared"
November 15, 2025 at 6:48 PM
i just realized it could be read as "oh, shitpulp just appeared"
i always try to cultivate orthogonal friends
November 15, 2025 at 6:34 PM
i always try to cultivate orthogonal friends
that's the ideal man. hard agree
November 15, 2025 at 6:33 PM
that's the ideal man. hard agree
tbf their last studio album came out in 2001
holy shit
holy shit
November 15, 2025 at 6:33 PM
tbf their last studio album came out in 2001
holy shit
holy shit
i can't tell if bird ppl are in on the humour or if they've done the thing where you spend so much time in a given field you completely lose track of what constitutes normalcy
November 15, 2025 at 6:31 PM
i can't tell if bird ppl are in on the humour or if they've done the thing where you spend so much time in a given field you completely lose track of what constitutes normalcy
i didn't mean for this post to be bait, i was genuinely excited to see new content, but apparently it also makes excellent bait
November 15, 2025 at 6:30 PM
i didn't mean for this post to be bait, i was genuinely excited to see new content, but apparently it also makes excellent bait
getting to watch jarvis cocker dance is never a sorry experience
November 15, 2025 at 6:25 PM
getting to watch jarvis cocker dance is never a sorry experience
TWO oj jokes in like five minutes good work team 👍👍👍
i don't know why but i wasn't expecting that
i don't know why but i wasn't expecting that
November 15, 2025 at 6:25 PM
TWO oj jokes in like five minutes good work team 👍👍👍
i don't know why but i wasn't expecting that
i don't know why but i wasn't expecting that
it's a testament to how weird bird ppl are that i actually googled this to make sure it was a gupp joke and not a real bird
also lmao eastern banana mumbler i can picture this lil guy as tho he were real
also lmao eastern banana mumbler i can picture this lil guy as tho he were real
November 15, 2025 at 5:43 PM
it's a testament to how weird bird ppl are that i actually googled this to make sure it was a gupp joke and not a real bird
also lmao eastern banana mumbler i can picture this lil guy as tho he were real
also lmao eastern banana mumbler i can picture this lil guy as tho he were real
do insults really deter geese?
November 15, 2025 at 9:15 AM
do insults really deter geese?
lovingkindness
November 15, 2025 at 9:04 AM
lovingkindness
even just typing that was difficult for me
November 14, 2025 at 11:07 PM
even just typing that was difficult for me
there's some kinda niche berenstain thing going on here, because i also thought it was 'is'
November 14, 2025 at 11:05 PM
there's some kinda niche berenstain thing going on here, because i also thought it was 'is'
refraining from eating meat on fridays during Lentil
November 14, 2025 at 5:35 PM
refraining from eating meat on fridays during Lentil
i think orb is the opposite of lurid but i'm not totally sure
November 14, 2025 at 5:29 PM
i think orb is the opposite of lurid but i'm not totally sure
maybe stridulation to bugs, just to make them feel more welcome?
November 14, 2025 at 5:20 PM
maybe stridulation to bugs, just to make them feel more welcome?
not too loudly, lest we frighten them
November 14, 2025 at 5:20 PM
not too loudly, lest we frighten them
"hello yes i'm calling about your listing for the bandit 12xp wood chipper. yes, that's right... yes... yes, i was just wondering whether it only worked on bandits... hello? hello"
November 14, 2025 at 5:18 PM
"hello yes i'm calling about your listing for the bandit 12xp wood chipper. yes, that's right... yes... yes, i was just wondering whether it only worked on bandits... hello? hello"
this is beautiful 🥲
November 14, 2025 at 5:15 PM
this is beautiful 🥲