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like Malcolm Mooney,
smoke a haiku cigarette.
your skeets drift skyward
he/him
like Malcolm Mooney,
smoke a haiku cigarette.
your skeets drift skyward
he/him
"hello yes i'm calling about your listing for the bandit 12xp wood chipper. yes, that's right... yes... yes, i was just wondering whether it only worked on bandits... hello? hello"
November 14, 2025 at 5:18 PM
"hello yes i'm calling about your listing for the bandit 12xp wood chipper. yes, that's right... yes... yes, i was just wondering whether it only worked on bandits... hello? hello"
that's what they look like, small black pellets, with a double salted electric guitar shown for reference.
November 13, 2025 at 3:42 PM
that's what they look like, small black pellets, with a double salted electric guitar shown for reference.
these are class. my grandpa used to give me these as a kid and i love strong flavours but dislike licorice, and so could never decide if i liked em
i still can't decide but I'm having fun eating them anyway
i still can't decide but I'm having fun eating them anyway
November 12, 2025 at 7:28 PM
these are class. my grandpa used to give me these as a kid and i love strong flavours but dislike licorice, and so could never decide if i liked em
i still can't decide but I'm having fun eating them anyway
i still can't decide but I'm having fun eating them anyway
don't worry i have found a loophole that bridges this rift
November 11, 2025 at 3:17 AM
don't worry i have found a loophole that bridges this rift
enjoy cocaine
November 8, 2025 at 5:08 PM
enjoy cocaine
some of em are legitimately funny but this one is 100% legit, this is me. even got the fruit bucket going for occasional munchies
(posture is slightly too good, if we're nitpicking)
(posture is slightly too good, if we're nitpicking)
October 26, 2025 at 10:03 PM
some of em are legitimately funny but this one is 100% legit, this is me. even got the fruit bucket going for occasional munchies
(posture is slightly too good, if we're nitpicking)
(posture is slightly too good, if we're nitpicking)
this kind of thing always trips me up too, this movie poster is from like 51 or so.
October 10, 2025 at 5:12 AM
this kind of thing always trips me up too, this movie poster is from like 51 or so.
henry purcell, baroque composer of among others dido and anaeas and the fairy queen, who died tragically when locked out of his house of a chill #classiccoolstuff
October 8, 2025 at 2:54 AM
henry purcell, baroque composer of among others dido and anaeas and the fairy queen, who died tragically when locked out of his house of a chill #classiccoolstuff
ty mammon 🥹 do i remember correctly you're a pants fan? thesre cool, corduroy Donegal
October 7, 2025 at 7:38 PM
ty mammon 🥹 do i remember correctly you're a pants fan? thesre cool, corduroy Donegal
you have no idea how hard that was to take im not even gonna admit how long that took to get. look at this nonsense
October 7, 2025 at 7:16 PM
you have no idea how hard that was to take im not even gonna admit how long that took to get. look at this nonsense
hello! ive been meaning to post a selfie for forever
October 7, 2025 at 7:15 PM
hello! ive been meaning to post a selfie for forever
mastodons not that confusing to use after the first five minutes guys, and the mods aint fuckin fuckwits 👍 i mean there aren't really mods...not sure it'll stick but there's some posting happening right now!
most ppl signing up on jorts.horse but you can add anyone from anywhere there. come play :)
most ppl signing up on jorts.horse but you can add anyone from anywhere there. come play :)
October 6, 2025 at 6:41 PM
mastodons not that confusing to use after the first five minutes guys, and the mods aint fuckin fuckwits 👍 i mean there aren't really mods...not sure it'll stick but there's some posting happening right now!
most ppl signing up on jorts.horse but you can add anyone from anywhere there. come play :)
most ppl signing up on jorts.horse but you can add anyone from anywhere there. come play :)
look at that ratio is 'riffbait' a word yet
October 6, 2025 at 2:37 AM
look at that ratio is 'riffbait' a word yet
ten years old: stoked to tear open a new starter pack of Pokemon cards
thirty-some-odd yo: stoked to tear open a new (ish) varietal of Thai rice
thirty-some-odd yo: stoked to tear open a new (ish) varietal of Thai rice
October 5, 2025 at 6:13 PM
ten years old: stoked to tear open a new starter pack of Pokemon cards
thirty-some-odd yo: stoked to tear open a new (ish) varietal of Thai rice
thirty-some-odd yo: stoked to tear open a new (ish) varietal of Thai rice
it's almost time for my favourite christmas song.
October 4, 2025 at 8:21 PM
it's almost time for my favourite christmas song.
for PepsiCo Canada
the four stars makes you wonder
the four stars makes you wonder
October 2, 2025 at 4:12 AM
for PepsiCo Canada
the four stars makes you wonder
the four stars makes you wonder
by contrast,
October 1, 2025 at 8:18 PM
by contrast,
a couple from pepsico beverages canada, for comparison
October 1, 2025 at 6:40 AM
a couple from pepsico beverages canada, for comparison
this is one of them! just so everybody knows.
October 1, 2025 at 6:28 AM
this is one of them! just so everybody knows.