Melissa
mjpotatoes.bsky.social
Melissa
@mjpotatoes.bsky.social
Girl's girl. Software Engineer. 🇵🇸 https://en.pronouns.page/she
We just joined Costco a few weeks ago and the novelty factor is still very strong. This text exchange is killing me 😆
July 14, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Ok the usage of AI here is just jarring
April 18, 2025 at 6:30 PM
February 26, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Me texting my friends on a Saturday night
February 23, 2025 at 4:39 AM
When he said this part I was like... what are we even doing here?? lol
February 9, 2025 at 9:44 PM
There's a lot to unpack from Adam Tooze's take on how Musk's upbringing in Apartheid South Africa is influencing his politics today. I think my main "quibble" is with his definition of "out-and-out racism"? Racism is racism. There aren't degrees of it.

foreignpolicy.com/podcasts/one...
February 2, 2025 at 4:20 AM
February 2, 2025 at 2:09 AM
MoviePass is pivoting to Web3 lol
January 29, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Everyone is upset about the TikTok ban but no one is talking about these unhinged ads getting taken away from us. (The original ad was TWENTY-SEVEN MINUTES LONG)
January 18, 2025 at 8:08 AM
The Kardashians didn’t invent the salad shake
January 16, 2025 at 6:35 AM
🤨
January 14, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I just hit level 10,000! Crazy! #bestfiends
December 19, 2024 at 3:36 AM
Talk about a time capsule! @overitmads.bsky.social, stop sleeping on this 70-episode cornerstone of BB lore
November 23, 2024 at 6:55 AM
Dr. Drew was the BB S1 resident “health and relationship specialist”?! How did I not know this!!!
November 23, 2024 at 6:02 AM
Girl, what?
November 23, 2024 at 5:50 AM
I've decided to live tweet myself watching season 1 of Big Brother
November 23, 2024 at 2:07 AM