jordynn
@mjordynn.bsky.social
actually sick to my stomach over these la fires i want to cry
January 9, 2025 at 5:30 AM
actually sick to my stomach over these la fires i want to cry
i love my boyfriend to death but watching him use power tools is like watching a baby calf try to use their legs for the first time
January 6, 2025 at 8:20 PM
i love my boyfriend to death but watching him use power tools is like watching a baby calf try to use their legs for the first time
costco on a saturday the day before inclement weather is something i wouldn’t wish on my worst enemy
January 5, 2025 at 10:12 PM
costco on a saturday the day before inclement weather is something i wouldn’t wish on my worst enemy
restarted my crochet project because i got overzealous and decided i could do better when i, in fact, can not do better womp womp
January 1, 2025 at 10:40 PM
restarted my crochet project because i got overzealous and decided i could do better when i, in fact, can not do better womp womp
“can we bring back [x fashion or makeup trend]” u can do literally anything. at any time. i think you guys forget that. please.
December 31, 2024 at 3:12 AM
“can we bring back [x fashion or makeup trend]” u can do literally anything. at any time. i think you guys forget that. please.
some evil villain set a jo x laurie edit to bags by clairo and now i feel like running my head into a wall repeatedly
December 19, 2024 at 11:34 PM
some evil villain set a jo x laurie edit to bags by clairo and now i feel like running my head into a wall repeatedly
the actors on actors just solidified the fact that kieran culkin means everything to me . he’s so real
December 19, 2024 at 6:00 AM
the actors on actors just solidified the fact that kieran culkin means everything to me . he’s so real
i hurt my knee and i feel like the oldest and weakest person alive
December 17, 2024 at 11:01 PM
i hurt my knee and i feel like the oldest and weakest person alive
a story in two parts
December 15, 2024 at 3:31 AM
a story in two parts
i poured myself a glass of wine and i poured it from the wrong bottle what if this was my last straw
December 14, 2024 at 5:33 AM
i poured myself a glass of wine and i poured it from the wrong bottle what if this was my last straw
hiding in the restroom at work leaving my coworker to fend for himself because i am so so so sleepy and want to go home now please
December 14, 2024 at 1:46 AM
hiding in the restroom at work leaving my coworker to fend for himself because i am so so so sleepy and want to go home now please
watching my favorite influencer (my long distance best friend's lucky sent haul in which she held up a sample, tried and failed to pronounce the name and finally said "um, i think this is french, yeah")
December 13, 2024 at 5:12 AM
watching my favorite influencer (my long distance best friend's lucky sent haul in which she held up a sample, tried and failed to pronounce the name and finally said "um, i think this is french, yeah")
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The Greeks absolutely had it right when they included a chorus in their plays. They knew audiences are dumbasses who need to be told “THIS MAN IS BAD. HE IS HERE AS AN EXAMPLE OF WHAT *NOT* TO DO. WOE TO THE BUMPTIOUS FOOL WHO WOULD IDOLIZE HIM. YOU ARE NOT, NOR DO YOU WANT TO BE, ALEX DELARGE”
December 9, 2024 at 4:12 PM
The Greeks absolutely had it right when they included a chorus in their plays. They knew audiences are dumbasses who need to be told “THIS MAN IS BAD. HE IS HERE AS AN EXAMPLE OF WHAT *NOT* TO DO. WOE TO THE BUMPTIOUS FOOL WHO WOULD IDOLIZE HIM. YOU ARE NOT, NOR DO YOU WANT TO BE, ALEX DELARGE”
i liked one timothee chalamet tiktok so naturally my entire fyp is now timmy chalamet edits. this is not a complaint btw
December 9, 2024 at 7:59 AM
i liked one timothee chalamet tiktok so naturally my entire fyp is now timmy chalamet edits. this is not a complaint btw
i know i’m old now because the cold air hurts my joints
December 8, 2024 at 12:04 AM
i know i’m old now because the cold air hurts my joints
count ur days @/spotify
December 4, 2024 at 8:43 PM
count ur days @/spotify
drinking a matcha at 7 pm like a normal and well adjusted person would
December 2, 2024 at 12:51 AM
drinking a matcha at 7 pm like a normal and well adjusted person would
i love my own little thanksgiving tradition (spending all day watching basketball video essays on youtube)
November 28, 2024 at 10:35 PM
i love my own little thanksgiving tradition (spending all day watching basketball video essays on youtube)
went to the store because i forgot it was the day before thanksgiving. worst decision of my life
November 27, 2024 at 10:24 PM
went to the store because i forgot it was the day before thanksgiving. worst decision of my life
watching succession and oh, cousin greg… never change
November 27, 2024 at 6:54 PM
watching succession and oh, cousin greg… never change
arcane ended at episode 7 in my mind
November 27, 2024 at 4:01 AM
arcane ended at episode 7 in my mind
our cat (who was my birthday present) is so obsessed with my boyfriend that she used our giant squishmallow as a bed because my boyfriend fell asleep on there last night. i am nothing to her
November 26, 2024 at 7:03 PM
our cat (who was my birthday present) is so obsessed with my boyfriend that she used our giant squishmallow as a bed because my boyfriend fell asleep on there last night. i am nothing to her
my dad tried to mansplain who tolkien is to me. i love being home
November 24, 2024 at 3:20 AM
my dad tried to mansplain who tolkien is to me. i love being home
extremely jealous of the woman next to me on my flight that was apparently in such deep sleep that she was snoring the entire time. i wish i were her
November 22, 2024 at 12:06 PM
extremely jealous of the woman next to me on my flight that was apparently in such deep sleep that she was snoring the entire time. i wish i were her