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Mark Jefford
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Everton. Strategy. Politics. Wrasslin.
Snooker.
Yes, but skip the first 44 mins of highlights!
May 10, 2025 at 8:10 PM
May 4, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Reposted by Mark Jefford
If you want to insult someone in England you can just put words like “utter,” “total,” or “Grade A” before pretty much any inanimate object. Here are ten to get you started…

10. Parcel
9. Walnut
8. Flannel
7. Donut
6. Rocket
5. Helmet
4. Pancake
3. Hoop
2. Plum
1. Wet wipe
April 23, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Of course
April 6, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Annoying Liverpool equalised just as you replied that
January 14, 2025 at 9:25 PM
They are now
January 14, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Seems legit
January 6, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Isn’t that every Keanu film?
January 4, 2025 at 3:36 PM
“Passaggairy”
January 1, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Took me at least a minute, but that is a truly excellent gag.
December 19, 2024 at 12:31 PM