Mark Jefford
@mjefford.bsky.social
Everton. Strategy. Politics. Wrasslin.
Snooker.
Snooker.
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If you want to insult someone in England you can just put words like “utter,” “total,” or “Grade A” before pretty much any inanimate object. Here are ten to get you started…
10. Parcel
9. Walnut
8. Flannel
7. Donut
6. Rocket
5. Helmet
4. Pancake
3. Hoop
2. Plum
1. Wet wipe
10. Parcel
9. Walnut
8. Flannel
7. Donut
6. Rocket
5. Helmet
4. Pancake
3. Hoop
2. Plum
1. Wet wipe
April 23, 2025 at 12:12 PM
If you want to insult someone in England you can just put words like “utter,” “total,” or “Grade A” before pretty much any inanimate object. Here are ten to get you started…
10. Parcel
9. Walnut
8. Flannel
7. Donut
6. Rocket
5. Helmet
4. Pancake
3. Hoop
2. Plum
1. Wet wipe
10. Parcel
9. Walnut
8. Flannel
7. Donut
6. Rocket
5. Helmet
4. Pancake
3. Hoop
2. Plum
1. Wet wipe
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February 13, 2025 at 8:26 AM
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That time when #OnlyConnect didn't seem so difficult
February 3, 2025 at 8:16 AM
That time when #OnlyConnect didn't seem so difficult
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Sean Dyche tried to gaslight an entire fanbase, and the football world, that this Everton side was only capable of the dogshit he served up
February 1, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Sean Dyche tried to gaslight an entire fanbase, and the football world, that this Everton side was only capable of the dogshit he served up
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WHAT A START! TEN SECONDS ON THE CLOCK! ⚡️
February 1, 2025 at 3:26 PM
WHAT A START! TEN SECONDS ON THE CLOCK! ⚡️
20 years since I’m Wide Awake It’s Morning and Digital Ash In A Digital Urn came out. Remember vividly the first time I heard both albums (got them for my 23rd birthday). Undoubtedly both in my top 10 favourite albums still today.
January 25, 2025 at 9:24 PM
20 years since I’m Wide Awake It’s Morning and Digital Ash In A Digital Urn came out. Remember vividly the first time I heard both albums (got them for my 23rd birthday). Undoubtedly both in my top 10 favourite albums still today.
A lot of nonsense on here tonight about how the seer killed the game. It just added a different dynamic to the final. #TheTraitors
January 24, 2025 at 10:06 PM
A lot of nonsense on here tonight about how the seer killed the game. It just added a different dynamic to the final. #TheTraitors
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It really baffles me why some think it's okay to be shitty to a generation of young people who gave up THE MOST to protect their elders, have had THE CRUELLEST possible transition to adulthood, are getting THE LEAST amount of state help, and are facing THE WORST future prospects.
January 18, 2025 at 9:23 AM
It really baffles me why some think it's okay to be shitty to a generation of young people who gave up THE MOST to protect their elders, have had THE CRUELLEST possible transition to adulthood, are getting THE LEAST amount of state help, and are facing THE WORST future prospects.
Very dusty in here after that Terry Griffith tribute just now. #bbcsnooker #themasters
January 12, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Very dusty in here after that Terry Griffith tribute just now. #bbcsnooker #themasters
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Normative Determinism:
The weather forecaster on BBC North West today, an area that has been besieged by snow, is Sara Blizzard.
The weather forecaster on BBC North West today, an area that has been besieged by snow, is Sara Blizzard.
January 6, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Normative Determinism:
The weather forecaster on BBC North West today, an area that has been besieged by snow, is Sara Blizzard.
The weather forecaster on BBC North West today, an area that has been besieged by snow, is Sara Blizzard.
January 1, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Bring back Wilf as set piece coach for #TheTraitors
January 1, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Bring back Wilf as set piece coach for #TheTraitors
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Me: 'We worked with her's
The Mrs: 'Yes! At Ogilvy!'
Me: 'Charlotte! Yes! ...I don't remember her being Welsh though...'
< Five minutes later >
Charlotte: 'I'm not actually Welsh though'
The Mrs: 'Yes! At Ogilvy!'
Me: 'Charlotte! Yes! ...I don't remember her being Welsh though...'
< Five minutes later >
Charlotte: 'I'm not actually Welsh though'
January 1, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Me: 'We worked with her's
The Mrs: 'Yes! At Ogilvy!'
Me: 'Charlotte! Yes! ...I don't remember her being Welsh though...'
< Five minutes later >
Charlotte: 'I'm not actually Welsh though'
The Mrs: 'Yes! At Ogilvy!'
Me: 'Charlotte! Yes! ...I don't remember her being Welsh though...'
< Five minutes later >
Charlotte: 'I'm not actually Welsh though'
Killing someone off for “too much brains” is the start to the new year we all needed. #TheTraitors
January 1, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Killing someone off for “too much brains” is the start to the new year we all needed. #TheTraitors
If Everton and Spurs could share managers, they’d both be top 4.
December 29, 2024 at 4:56 PM
If Everton and Spurs could share managers, they’d both be top 4.
If 2 and 1 aren’t @shedsevenofficial.bsky.social and @brighteyesband.bsky.social then start again
The 50 best albums of 2024: No 3 – Billie Eilish: Hit Me Hard and Soft
The 50 best albums of 2024: No 3 – Billie Eilish: Hit Me Hard and Soft
Stepping aside from her role as pop’s conscience, Eilish looks inward to tell murky love stories on her third album, and returns to her teenage flirtations with the macabre
• The 50 best albums of 2024
• More on the best culture of 2024
As with Billie…
www.theguardian.com
December 18, 2024 at 2:12 PM
If 2 and 1 aren’t @shedsevenofficial.bsky.social and @brighteyesband.bsky.social then start again
New MOTD host, the children of former footballers, Kenny Dalglish, Terry Yorath and Lee Chapman.
December 17, 2024 at 2:42 PM
New MOTD host, the children of former footballers, Kenny Dalglish, Terry Yorath and Lee Chapman.
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I believe the Earth is actually a custard filled globe, hardened by fire and caramel along the upper crust. Yes, I have founded the Flan Earth Society. I even wrote some stories about it. It's decent flan fiction.
December 8, 2024 at 4:11 PM
I believe the Earth is actually a custard filled globe, hardened by fire and caramel along the upper crust. Yes, I have founded the Flan Earth Society. I even wrote some stories about it. It's decent flan fiction.
Derby off. Now thinking of weather based puns for players on either side over the years.
John Arne Breezy
Sander Westerley
Help.
John Arne Breezy
Sander Westerley
Help.
December 7, 2024 at 11:05 AM
Derby off. Now thinking of weather based puns for players on either side over the years.
John Arne Breezy
Sander Westerley
Help.
John Arne Breezy
Sander Westerley
Help.
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Elton John and John Barnes together at Watford.
Did you know that Elton John knocked John Barnes off the number 1 spot in the UK charts in June 1990?
#90s #Watford #EltonJohn
Did you know that Elton John knocked John Barnes off the number 1 spot in the UK charts in June 1990?
#90s #Watford #EltonJohn
December 4, 2024 at 6:15 AM
Elton John and John Barnes together at Watford.
Did you know that Elton John knocked John Barnes off the number 1 spot in the UK charts in June 1990?
#90s #Watford #EltonJohn
Did you know that Elton John knocked John Barnes off the number 1 spot in the UK charts in June 1990?
#90s #Watford #EltonJohn
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If anyone fancies visiting all of these I’ve put together a google map list for them here:
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The Fence's 20 Best Pubs In London (in no particular order)
December 1, 2024 at 8:22 AM
If anyone fancies visiting all of these I’ve put together a google map list for them here:
maps.app.goo.gl/ph3HtwvoxT4K...
maps.app.goo.gl/ph3HtwvoxT4K...
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A list of bands in order of efficacy:
3. Placebo
2. The Cure
1. Prevention
3. Placebo
2. The Cure
1. Prevention
November 22, 2024 at 12:05 PM
A list of bands in order of efficacy:
3. Placebo
2. The Cure
1. Prevention
3. Placebo
2. The Cure
1. Prevention
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Anyway if you want to feel old this lad’s son just scored for Iceland
November 19, 2024 at 8:20 PM
Anyway if you want to feel old this lad’s son just scored for Iceland
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Snowfall at Everton Stadium. ❄️
November 19, 2024 at 7:33 AM
Snowfall at Everton Stadium. ❄️