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November 23, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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Counter ending the interview by including this, lmao chef’s kiss
Professor, thank you so much for doing this. Great, thanks. If we go light on the Kissinger part, I wouldn't complain, because it could dwarf everything else.
September 23, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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I spent the entire back half of this interview wondering if Sunstein wrote a book about Star Wars the franchise or Star Wars the Reagan-Era Strategic Defense Initiative and uhh yeah he wrote a book about the former.
“The World According to Star Wars,” book cover, written by Cass R. Sunstein. There’s a stormtrooper action figure with his arms spread to embrace a Lego stormtrooper mini figure as if they’re parent and child or some shit. Seems like absolute pablum
September 23, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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Surviving Edged Weapons police training VHS cover Another Surviving Edged Weapons police training VHS cover Yet another Surviving Edged Weapons police training VHS cover You’re never gonna believe this, my fourth Surviving Edged Weapons police training VHS cover
September 6, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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Replying twice than blocking me? Y’all aren’t convincing anyone at this rate.
Quoted tweet that reads “...you don't decide for me, a close family member of mine is, in fact, transgender, so shut your fucking mouth. So, I am not your ally bc your mouth is nasty & you're fucking RUDE, but I am there for the others in the community who at least have minimal respect for themselves & others. Jackass Reply to my QT that reads chronologically “I have no idea what you're on about, one has control of everything and one is trying to push his buttons enough it makes a difference. Don't like newsom fine, your choice, like my choice is he's better than the orange asshole. One is causing tremendous harm and one is not, pick your battles.” and another that reads, “Hey, it's my oldest adult child, shut up, seriously. I don't have to explain myself to any of you. You're no better than the Republican troll farms from the days of Twitter. You attacking me for caring is your manufactured issue. Just go away. Jesus Christ.”
August 28, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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CGI Jeff Garlin can’t hurt you, he isn’t real
August 16, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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Post from lauren on X (The Everything App, where I do my banking) that reads “I’m not falling for that hot take. That’s clearly someone with a fetish for getting yelled at. I refuse to participate in that kind of perversion.”
August 9, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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“Leave me alone, I’m soaking up some sun ovuh here!”
White dog laying on a deck soaking up the sun Closer image of the same white dog soaking up some sun. His eyes are clearly closed because he doesn’t like getting photos taken, especially whilst soaking up some sun
July 26, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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No Lyman, not buyin’
Lyman, Jon’s roommate who has supposedly been hidden in Jon’s basement since the mid 1980’s
July 24, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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Extremely cozy
July 19, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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“I haven’t read that deep into it, but…”
“Oh my God, he admit it!” from the Focus Group sketch in Season 1 of I Think You Should Leave on Netflix
July 15, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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Yeah, I 100% deserved a block, lmao
Post that says “the past tense of blow dry is blew drew” My quote tweet was a Cumtown reference and 100% deserving of a block
June 17, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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Loving the Nintendo Switch 2 so far, the screen looks great and the joycons feel great, but I haven’t seen anyone talk about how weird the feel of the stock joycon grip is.

The hand grips don’t fully clasp the joycons resulting in a gap that just feels odd to handle
Picture of joycon 2 controller for Nintendo switch 2 inserted into the controller grip. There’s a noticeable gap between the right edge of the controller and the right edge of the grip
June 5, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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Evergreen tweet from @NotABigJerk (now @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com) “i’m not falling for that hot take. that’s clearly someone with a fetish for getting yelled at. i refuse to participate in that kind of perversion.”
May 23, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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The Conversation, dir. Francis Ford Coppola Enemy of the State dir. Tony Scott Both films feature Gene Hackman and Enemy of the State is somewhat of a riff on The Conversation
May 19, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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Here’s Carson smiling at the camera a split-second before he remembered that he hates cameras
A small white dog named Carson smiling towards the camera while hanging out in a doggy car bed
May 7, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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Similar vibe to the Music Box Overseers from Dishonored
An Overseer enemy from Arkane’s 2012 Immersive Sim, Dishonored. Their mask is similar to Ceelo’s and their music box is kinda similar to the phonograph wallpaper behind Ceelo.
May 6, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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Infamous photo of Josep Maria García, commonly associated with the seminal Clickhole article, “Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just Made A Great Point” Michael Waltz is pretty bad, but Jeffrey Goldberg is also pretty bad. That’s the joke.
March 26, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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I had no idea that Lee Child co-wrote the Jack Reacher novels with his character Jack Reacher
Title card from season 3 of Reacher that reads “based on Persuader by Lee Child and his character, Jack Reacher” and implies that a fictional character co-wrote the Jack Reacher novels with the guy that created him
February 28, 2025 at 5:20 AM
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He could be… Scott Speedman? The “Underworld,” guy? If I recall correctly, Dafoe is the bad guy in that one.
February 5, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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Much funnier in profile tho
February 1, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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I just found him like this
February 1, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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No he wouldn’t, Oprah.
Screenshot from a cutaway gag in S3 E9 of the hit NBC sitcom 30 Rock, “Retreat to Move Forward,” where Liz Lemon does an impression of Billy Bob Thornton from Sling Blade, but Jenna Maroney interprets it as an impression of Oprah Winfrey. Dan Harmon would list this as one of his favorite TV gags of all time, and then go on to lament that he was incapable of writing something even half as funny.
January 28, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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The Jesse Singal labeler never misses
Tweet that reads: “The thing is, I don't think the average Joe realizes just how bad the Silicon Valley types are; they got super paranoid because of all the drugs they're doing, and convinced themselves that the economy was about to collapse, that's not normal” in response to a tweet that reads: “I will never not laugh that the Silicon Valley-tech-VC guys caused a bank run on themselves via group chat.” Tweet from an absolute dullard that follows Jesse Singal: “The thing is, I don't think the average rich person realizes just how bad the poor folk are; poor folk get super paranoid because of all the drugs they're doing and convinced themselves of absolutely mad conspiracy theories. That's not normal.”
January 26, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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RFK is an idiot for a lot of different reasons but cat-calling parents on hiking trails to tell them not to get their kids vaccinated is psychotic behavior
Text from NYT opinion piece: He has claimed that “there is no vaccine that is safe and effective.” (Childhood vaccines have prevented more than one million deaths and 32 million hospitalizations over the past three decades). He has encouraged people not to vaccinate their babies: “I see somebody on a hiking trail carrying a little baby, I say to him, ‘Better not get him vaccinated.’”
January 13, 2025 at 2:58 PM