Eowm of Meow
mjaum.bsky.social
Eowm of Meow
@mjaum.bsky.social
North Norwegian Socialist and Survivor of Impossible Battles. He/him works fine. I like books, complexity, and swimming.
Dislike this intensely improbable timeline.
Semiprofessional misunderstander of assignments.
Not an operative for Big Armadillo.
This is so not news to me. :/
November 21, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Approveness.
November 20, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Sharks do not use their eyes to hunt? They use a near-supernatural sense of smell and supposedly can sense the electrical activity in even inactive muscle fibers over some distance.
This information may be outdated.
November 20, 2025 at 1:58 AM
He is civilized. We approve.
November 20, 2025 at 1:23 AM
You are very welcome.
November 20, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Hmm… Well-will-yea, but the w’s are the v from ‘vampire’, and the a is silent if it isn’t already. Approximately.
November 20, 2025 at 12:54 AM
If you add “lje” (velvilje) at the end, it becomes kindly-disposed-ness in norwegian?
November 20, 2025 at 12:42 AM
In NYC, burrito bites back!
November 20, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I think we should encourage him. If he *wants* to be beaten up…
November 20, 2025 at 12:33 AM
They are *very* understanding. It comes with getting enough sleep.
November 19, 2025 at 11:45 PM
You’re not wrong. But cats like humans. Mostly as individuals, not as a species, but still.
November 19, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Am mostly not.
November 19, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Even dream-cats are much too polite to actually speak. The humans have enough problems, they don’t need to deal with talking cats.
November 19, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I removed my late father’s old fish-filled refrigerator from where it had stopped working, and threw it (so far, so very, very far) away.
It has not come back.
Ghosts do not exist.
November 19, 2025 at 7:24 PM
The HHGttG scene where Arthur Dent is teaching the over-engineered AI-powered beverage dispenser about tea comes to mind.
November 19, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Mr. Baggins does not have anxiety. If he did, the dwarves would have met their doom at the dinner, and it’d have been a real short book.
Smaug has anxiety. And severe heartburn.
November 19, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I think it also demonstrates how agreeing with someone and “helping” them spiral inwards is something LLMs can do, while actual help requires capabilities LLMs do not have. Which would be more interesting if I thought the bullshit machines will ever be safe, much less useful.
November 19, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Two machines talking to each other, unendingly. What exactly would be the point?
November 19, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I had forgotten that. It does rather suggest they *do* have assholes.
Hibernating while you have parasites also seems like a truly bd idea. Hippos do not hibernate. You may just have single-handedly disproven Stross’ assertion.
November 18, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Finns are not moomins. Not even fat finns are moomins.
November 18, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Looking like you are always plotting is insufficient evidence to conclude lack of plotting.
November 17, 2025 at 4:58 AM