M.J. Ocasio
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M.J. Ocasio
@mj-ocasio.bsky.social
I write comics ‘n’ stuff, parent the coolest kid, and run a program that keeps vulnerable folks out of jail and off the streets.

Latest book is “A is for Apocalypse” which you can order online shortly.
I agree, for the most part, except—when a director of this caliber takes on franchise projects, they bank goodwill with the studios to later create their own project with so much more gusto than they ever could have imagined before. Villenuve’s next personal project will kill people with its focus.
June 26, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Whippin’ Stick

Slang for penile masturbation

As in: “We all know that boy ain’t doin’ nothin’ in that basement but whippin’ stick.”

Why hasn’t anyone thought of this before? Why do we not all say it? I guess we must be the change we want to see in the world, etc.
June 1, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Hands down the lamest and most atrocious human on earth, and has been since the day he hit the stage.
February 22, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times, gif only
February 22, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Broke: John Wick

Woke: Sisu
January 21, 2025 at 6:49 AM
@jadomian.bsky.social called me a “tough act to follow” tonight. Now, granted, he was talking about my Tenacious D: Beelzeboss karaoke set, and not stand-up comedy, and he killed it with his own song after my own. Nevertheless, I’m gonna take the compliment/dub/win.
January 13, 2025 at 10:08 AM
This critique has Big Steve Energy written all over it (though he curses less in his feedback) @stevelieberart.bsky.social
December 31, 2024 at 5:16 AM
Apropos of nothing, but if you haven't read the short story "Radicalized" by Cory Doctorow, now would be the time. Prescient, dark, and hopeful.

"A man becomes embroiled in a dark web network targeting insurance companies after his wife's cancer coverage was declined by their health insurer."
December 5, 2024 at 7:10 PM