Evan J. Worthen
@mittromney.bsky.social
t̶h̶e̶ ̶p̶r̶i̶n̶c̶i̶p̶l̶e̶ a̶n̶c̶e̶s̶t̶o̶r̶ among the ancestors of the worst era of provo twitter
he/him
he/him
i could tell by the font 💀
May 8, 2025 at 2:51 AM
i could tell by the font 💀
this is fucking deseret news isn’t it
May 7, 2025 at 6:05 PM
this is fucking deseret news isn’t it
the plot twist is that he doesn’t even use it for coffee. it’s literally just for ramen
April 5, 2025 at 9:12 PM
the plot twist is that he doesn’t even use it for coffee. it’s literally just for ramen
this would be great “deseret news pitch bot” material if that account existed… and if this article wasn’t real
March 14, 2025 at 4:11 PM
this would be great “deseret news pitch bot” material if that account existed… and if this article wasn’t real
my first hot take on this platform is that mitt romney will be going to spirit prison after he departs this mortal coil. he will be released during the second coming IF he has satisfactorily repented for being rich. i don’t make the rules
March 6, 2025 at 3:34 PM
my first hot take on this platform is that mitt romney will be going to spirit prison after he departs this mortal coil. he will be released during the second coming IF he has satisfactorily repented for being rich. i don’t make the rules
hell yeah i’m so excited for them to prove the universal model correct
July 15, 2023 at 1:07 AM
hell yeah i’m so excited for them to prove the universal model correct