Evan J. Worthen
@mittromney.bsky.social
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lol the cardinals watched the conclave movie and said “nope not going through all of that”
May 8, 2025 at 4:47 PM
lol the cardinals watched the conclave movie and said “nope not going through all of that”
the whole internet is just unbelievably cooked
May 7, 2025 at 12:35 PM
the whole internet is just unbelievably cooked
joseph smith if you asked him to describe some characteristics of the jaredites
May 5, 2025 at 12:17 AM
joseph smith if you asked him to describe some characteristics of the jaredites
somehow the pope was able to give me, an atheist and catholic church disliker, major holy envy throughout his tenure. rip to a real one
April 22, 2025 at 3:01 AM
somehow the pope was able to give me, an atheist and catholic church disliker, major holy envy throughout his tenure. rip to a real one
i’ve always said that hawaiian haystacks are a food of paradox… thoroughly mormon yet whose origins suggest the devious spurring of inebriation…
April 21, 2025 at 1:15 AM
i’ve always said that hawaiian haystacks are a food of paradox… thoroughly mormon yet whose origins suggest the devious spurring of inebriation…
steven peck’s next novel should be about a biologist who’s troubled with the lack of scientific basis for scripture but then discovers, through her research, that none of it has happened yet and that WE are the pre-adamites
April 21, 2025 at 12:55 AM
steven peck’s next novel should be about a biologist who’s troubled with the lack of scientific basis for scripture but then discovers, through her research, that none of it has happened yet and that WE are the pre-adamites
i clocked a former floor mate at byu as an exmo simply from noticing a gooseneck kettle in the background of a photo
April 5, 2025 at 9:12 PM
i clocked a former floor mate at byu as an exmo simply from noticing a gooseneck kettle in the background of a photo
as a moderate, i have enough common sense to agree that reeducation camps for conservatives are a necessity, but the bleeding heart side of me believes that they should function more as schools than prisons
going to start calling myself a centrist and then listing all my leftist views as proof, just going to start moving the overton window by force
March 31, 2025 at 11:43 PM
as a moderate, i have enough common sense to agree that reeducation camps for conservatives are a necessity, but the bleeding heart side of me believes that they should function more as schools than prisons
dc cherry blossoms!!
March 31, 2025 at 9:41 PM
dc cherry blossoms!!
i think this slideshow on the nytimes homepage was engineered in a lab to make me angry
March 29, 2025 at 8:58 PM
i think this slideshow on the nytimes homepage was engineered in a lab to make me angry
Reposted by Evan J. Worthen
Even as a little boy I knew I wanted to expedite the boarding process
March 14, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Even as a little boy I knew I wanted to expedite the boarding process
these guys sure think a lot about the church bringing back polygamy for a group whose most prominent member at one point got married and immediately did a “my wife left me” speedrun in 2 weeks
March 15, 2025 at 2:28 AM
these guys sure think a lot about the church bringing back polygamy for a group whose most prominent member at one point got married and immediately did a “my wife left me” speedrun in 2 weeks
using mercy/justice and progressive/orthodox as your axes for your mormon political compass is CRAZY
March 14, 2025 at 4:04 PM
using mercy/justice and progressive/orthodox as your axes for your mormon political compass is CRAZY
windyyyyyy cityyyyy!
March 10, 2025 at 3:00 PM
windyyyyyy cityyyyy!
i am not mitt romney. please stop following me under the impression that this is mitt romney’s bluesky account. if you’re looking for the real mitt romney you can find him in mormon hell or kennebunkport or something idk
March 6, 2025 at 3:34 PM
i am not mitt romney. please stop following me under the impression that this is mitt romney’s bluesky account. if you’re looking for the real mitt romney you can find him in mormon hell or kennebunkport or something idk