Mithradates
@mithradatesvi.bsky.social
Teacher / lawyer: health law, contracts, ethics. UChicago Law alum. Interests in cooking, video games, jazz. Skeets are exclusively jokes. Reskeets and likes are strictly by accident.
Bill Clinton could do the absolute funniest thing right now
November 15, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I’m confused by the question. I hope not?
November 14, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I’m confused by the question. I hope not?
Texas, being Texas, staunchly refuses to categorically ban sex with clients.
www.abajournal.com/news/article...
www.abajournal.com/news/article...
Texas Lawyers Reject Ban on Sex with Clients
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November 14, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Texas, being Texas, staunchly refuses to categorically ban sex with clients.
www.abajournal.com/news/article...
www.abajournal.com/news/article...
So many levels of yikes to that poor woman’s career.
November 14, 2025 at 6:47 PM
So many levels of yikes to that poor woman’s career.
Dudes finding out that, yes, we found that gross back then, too, is going to be a whole genre of tweet going forward.
November 14, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Dudes finding out that, yes, we found that gross back then, too, is going to be a whole genre of tweet going forward.
Do they still talk about the deep state? I haven’t really heard them bring it up since the early purges.
November 13, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Do they still talk about the deep state? I haven’t really heard them bring it up since the early purges.
I try not to post anything that identifies me too much online, but I’ll make an exception for my beauty.
November 13, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I try not to post anything that identifies me too much online, but I’ll make an exception for my beauty.
I also underestimated how important checking that the middle seat is comfortable would be. I haven’t sat next to @macaronbaker.bsky.social on the couch in a decade.
But at last, I am free! Free to sit in the middle and snuggle while we eat popcorn and watch a movie.
But at last, I am free! Free to sit in the middle and snuggle while we eat popcorn and watch a movie.
November 13, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I also underestimated how important checking that the middle seat is comfortable would be. I haven’t sat next to @macaronbaker.bsky.social on the couch in a decade.
But at last, I am free! Free to sit in the middle and snuggle while we eat popcorn and watch a movie.
But at last, I am free! Free to sit in the middle and snuggle while we eat popcorn and watch a movie.
Never again: Motorized seats. Shallow depth. Thin cushions.
I thought I wanted USB ports and legs. I was so, so wrong. I grew to hate that couch with such a passion, especially the year we were sleep training Little Bit and I spent a lot of time sleeping on it. It was miserable to lie on.
I thought I wanted USB ports and legs. I was so, so wrong. I grew to hate that couch with such a passion, especially the year we were sleep training Little Bit and I spent a lot of time sleeping on it. It was miserable to lie on.
November 13, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Never again: Motorized seats. Shallow depth. Thin cushions.
I thought I wanted USB ports and legs. I was so, so wrong. I grew to hate that couch with such a passion, especially the year we were sleep training Little Bit and I spent a lot of time sleeping on it. It was miserable to lie on.
I thought I wanted USB ports and legs. I was so, so wrong. I grew to hate that couch with such a passion, especially the year we were sleep training Little Bit and I spent a lot of time sleeping on it. It was miserable to lie on.
This was a bit of a surprise to us, because up to now she was so deeply bonded to another girl in her class that we didn’t think even know if she knew the other kids’ names.
November 8, 2025 at 2:02 AM
This was a bit of a surprise to us, because up to now she was so deeply bonded to another girl in her class that we didn’t think even know if she knew the other kids’ names.
There is one, maybe two people on this whole list that are below average intelligence. Average intelligence is a low damn bar. Be for real.
November 7, 2025 at 10:31 PM
There is one, maybe two people on this whole list that are below average intelligence. Average intelligence is a low damn bar. Be for real.
Even better: If the sandwich didn’t detonate, you must exculpate!
It’s a work in progress.
It’s a work in progress.
November 6, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Even better: If the sandwich didn’t detonate, you must exculpate!
It’s a work in progress.
It’s a work in progress.