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mitch better have my money
don’t yell at me but what is contrapoints? i’ve seen three tweets about it in five minutes and im curious
March 24, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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One of the most moving experiences, cinematic or otherwise, I can remember having.
The Indie Spirit award for Best Documentary goes to NO OTHER LAND
February 22, 2025 at 10:18 PM
🦈🏖️
February 20, 2025 at 3:32 AM
spending all summer w my boys
February 2, 2025 at 10:11 PM
i do kinda wanna give it a try some time
Imagine panning for gold. Just broke and desperate
February 1, 2025 at 10:57 PM
can i start a group chat in the DM’s on bluesky? i just need to message two people
January 29, 2025 at 1:33 AM
i joined a bigboy gym
January 28, 2025 at 11:41 PM
that’s baby
January 24, 2025 at 10:54 AM
heading to the beach if anyone needs anything
January 22, 2025 at 12:54 AM
solar powered birthday boy 🎈
January 17, 2025 at 1:00 AM
sweet man
January 6, 2025 at 5:18 AM
see you next year
December 30, 2024 at 8:59 PM
the perfect gift doesn’t exi-
December 27, 2024 at 4:47 AM
dinner w the boys
December 21, 2024 at 10:46 PM
and can i also just add, i DON’T wanna see your pets anywhere in the photos either 😷
and don’t let me see you taking nudes on the damn toilet
is it an OK time to discuss cleaning mirrors and straightening up the room before snapping that photo?
December 21, 2024 at 6:16 AM
no discourse i don’t rly care if your C is actually F on FCF im just proud of you for posting
December 21, 2024 at 4:26 AM
does anyone have some hoi polloi i can be in?
December 20, 2024 at 11:42 PM
friend came to visit
December 20, 2024 at 4:09 AM
saw someone use “amazeballs” unironically today and was violently whiplashed back to 2010
December 20, 2024 at 3:39 AM
neighbour i’ve never rly spoken to just knocked on my door to give me five cucumbers?? ok generous queen
December 20, 2024 at 2:44 AM
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Finals done for the semester!!
December 17, 2024 at 9:52 PM
was about to participate in the “if you’re in your 30s, quote a nude and let’s see how hot you are” photo prompt, until i remembered i am no longer in my 30’s
December 17, 2024 at 9:46 PM
if you have furry thighs i’m automatically your biggest fan
December 17, 2024 at 2:15 AM
lol i wouldn’t even be mad at this i’d just be like ok yeah fair i respect your game
December 17, 2024 at 2:12 AM
it’s just me and my schweat towel vs. the world
December 17, 2024 at 2:04 AM