Mitch Blum
@mitchblum.bsky.social
America’s Foremost Expert on Snack Cakes.
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Mitch Blum
@mitchblum.bsky.social
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I think I’m going to listen to every Prince album in order. 40 studio albums, many of them triples. Definitely some rough stretches to power through but eye will do it 4 U.
@jvl.bsky.social no one likes to admit they’ve been conned. Isn’t the best message to convert MAGA “the old man was great but he’s lost it”. Give him the full Biden and give them an off-ramp.
November 21, 2025 at 12:15 AM
@jvl.bsky.social no one likes to admit they’ve been conned. Isn’t the best message to convert MAGA “the old man was great but he’s lost it”. Give him the full Biden and give them an off-ramp.
I’ve kinda felt like I’ve known French my whole life from reading a lot of Gambit when I was a kid.
November 21, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I’ve kinda felt like I’ve known French my whole life from reading a lot of Gambit when I was a kid.
If I ran Sysco I’d open up the best restaurant ever and show people the full glory of frozen food.
November 20, 2025 at 11:21 PM
If I ran Sysco I’d open up the best restaurant ever and show people the full glory of frozen food.
But, seriously, who puts plums in the icebox?
November 20, 2025 at 11:05 PM
But, seriously, who puts plums in the icebox?
The Sullivan Tire Dining Guide just gave 3 stars to Pete’s in Woburn!
November 19, 2025 at 9:21 PM
The Sullivan Tire Dining Guide just gave 3 stars to Pete’s in Woburn!
Generational profiles are all bunk unless they make me sound cool.
November 19, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Generational profiles are all bunk unless they make me sound cool.
Me reading about the filthy city tap water while drinking coffee made with the filthy city tap water.
November 19, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Me reading about the filthy city tap water while drinking coffee made with the filthy city tap water.
Kudos to the Michelin Guide for giving Papa Gino’s the first star in Boston. Well deserved.
November 19, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Kudos to the Michelin Guide for giving Papa Gino’s the first star in Boston. Well deserved.
Don't blame me! I bought this MyPillow before Mike Lindell was an insurrectionist (but after he was a crackhead)
November 18, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Don't blame me! I bought this MyPillow before Mike Lindell was an insurrectionist (but after he was a crackhead)
There should be a warranty on pianos and treadmills that they’ll haul them away for free when you get bored of them.
November 17, 2025 at 11:28 PM
There should be a warranty on pianos and treadmills that they’ll haul them away for free when you get bored of them.
My Dog, every day:
“Don’t leave. You know I hate being alone.”
“Hey, that doesn’t mean I want to sit next to you.”
“No, don’t go into the other room.”
“Yes, same room, but far away from each other.”
“Don’t leave. You know I hate being alone.”
“Hey, that doesn’t mean I want to sit next to you.”
“No, don’t go into the other room.”
“Yes, same room, but far away from each other.”
November 17, 2025 at 11:20 PM
My Dog, every day:
“Don’t leave. You know I hate being alone.”
“Hey, that doesn’t mean I want to sit next to you.”
“No, don’t go into the other room.”
“Yes, same room, but far away from each other.”
“Don’t leave. You know I hate being alone.”
“Hey, that doesn’t mean I want to sit next to you.”
“No, don’t go into the other room.”
“Yes, same room, but far away from each other.”
I bought Celts tickets specifically to see Wembanyama and the magic 8 ball keeps saying “not likely”
November 17, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I bought Celts tickets specifically to see Wembanyama and the magic 8 ball keeps saying “not likely”
The newest prestige TV trope is main characters chomping down pills without water.
November 17, 2025 at 7:10 PM
The newest prestige TV trope is main characters chomping down pills without water.
Finally framed some ticket stubs. Wish these still existed.
November 17, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Finally framed some ticket stubs. Wish these still existed.
George Michael : The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face
YouTube video by Message Personnel
youtu.be
November 16, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Gave PLURIBUS the ultimate compliment by refusing to watch E3 on the plane. Must respect the cinematography!
November 15, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Gave PLURIBUS the ultimate compliment by refusing to watch E3 on the plane. Must respect the cinematography!
Me, three weeks ago: I’m never doing the cross-country red eye again, it’s just not worth it
Me, tonight: I land in Boston at 451 am
Me, tonight: I land in Boston at 451 am
November 15, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Me, three weeks ago: I’m never doing the cross-country red eye again, it’s just not worth it
Me, tonight: I land in Boston at 451 am
Me, tonight: I land in Boston at 451 am
Three things I use in hotels but not at home: robes, washcloths, and irons.
November 14, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Three things I use in hotels but not at home: robes, washcloths, and irons.
The pod gods shined on us this week. A new Fall of civilizations and Bill & Klosterman talking nonsense. Delightful.
November 13, 2025 at 3:19 PM
The pod gods shined on us this week. A new Fall of civilizations and Bill & Klosterman talking nonsense. Delightful.
Samsung smart TV has mastered the art of trying to get you to pay for shows when you already have the right streaming service.
November 11, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Samsung smart TV has mastered the art of trying to get you to pay for shows when you already have the right streaming service.
My dog when he realizes it’s still raining
November 10, 2025 at 3:24 PM
My dog when he realizes it’s still raining
Howl Owl Howl put on a fun, high energy show in Boston last night. The Paradise was packed. Always a treat to see Gormie hit those skins.
November 9, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Howl Owl Howl put on a fun, high energy show in Boston last night. The Paradise was packed. Always a treat to see Gormie hit those skins.