Mitch Blum
@mitchblum.bsky.social
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Mitch Blum
@mitchblum.bsky.social
· Sep 3
I think I’m going to listen to every Prince album in order. 40 studio albums, many of them triples. Definitely some rough stretches to power through but eye will do it 4 U.
My only dream in life was to be the fifth lead on a terrible sitcom that ran for 10 seasons.
January 22, 2026 at 11:48 PM
My only dream in life was to be the fifth lead on a terrible sitcom that ran for 10 seasons.
@jowrotethis.bsky.social @robmahoney.bsky.social the most Jon Snow-coded thing in “Industry” has to be Henry going all “I don’t want it!” when Yas tries to have sex with him.
January 22, 2026 at 9:00 PM
@jowrotethis.bsky.social @robmahoney.bsky.social the most Jon Snow-coded thing in “Industry” has to be Henry going all “I don’t want it!” when Yas tries to have sex with him.
My superpower is not knowing what any of the buttons in my car do until after I sell the car.
January 22, 2026 at 12:30 AM
My superpower is not knowing what any of the buttons in my car do until after I sell the car.
“Bortus grows a mustache” is the type of b-plot that makes TV magical.
January 21, 2026 at 8:44 PM
“Bortus grows a mustache” is the type of b-plot that makes TV magical.
I wish I could bet on whether Guy Fieri or Billy Idol gives up the spiked hair first.
January 21, 2026 at 8:41 PM
I wish I could bet on whether Guy Fieri or Billy Idol gives up the spiked hair first.
Fruit salad is always like delicious cherries, sweet peaches, and rock hard “pears”
January 21, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Fruit salad is always like delicious cherries, sweet peaches, and rock hard “pears”
The thing about snow is that you have to admit that the dog is licking pee every 3 feet when you're on a walk. It's easier to lie to yourself in the summer.
January 20, 2026 at 8:27 PM
The thing about snow is that you have to admit that the dog is licking pee every 3 feet when you're on a walk. It's easier to lie to yourself in the summer.
I can’t be in a gang because the only finger sign I can make is the Spock one.
January 19, 2026 at 8:43 PM
I can’t be in a gang because the only finger sign I can make is the Spock one.
JB finally getting some respect. Long overdue.
January 19, 2026 at 7:41 PM
JB finally getting some respect. Long overdue.
Tough break for the kids. First snow day in years and it’s on a holiday.
January 19, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Tough break for the kids. First snow day in years and it’s on a holiday.
NUGS.NET PLAYLIST - Dead Dogs 2025 RIP Bobby
nugs.net Shared Playlist : Dead Dogs 2025 RIP Bobby
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January 18, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Saw Bruce in the USA tonight. Cheesy but fun (just like the real Bruce). Miami Steve was great.
January 18, 2026 at 3:48 AM
Saw Bruce in the USA tonight. Cheesy but fun (just like the real Bruce). Miami Steve was great.
Boston fashion basically boils down to whether you’re wearing team sports gear or not.
January 16, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Boston fashion basically boils down to whether you’re wearing team sports gear or not.
He finally got his big prize today!
January 15, 2026 at 11:59 PM
He finally got his big prize today!
I love when you go to a vinyasa class and it turns into an “Oops! All Ashtanga!”Let’s do some triangs and upavistas baby!
January 15, 2026 at 11:56 PM
I love when you go to a vinyasa class and it turns into an “Oops! All Ashtanga!”Let’s do some triangs and upavistas baby!
I feel bad for the aging metalheads who still feel compelled to throw the devil’s horns in every picture.
January 15, 2026 at 7:45 PM
I feel bad for the aging metalheads who still feel compelled to throw the devil’s horns in every picture.
PGA made the right call letting Brooks and the other major winners back. Let’s see who takes the offer.
January 12, 2026 at 7:06 PM
PGA made the right call letting Brooks and the other major winners back. Let’s see who takes the offer.
Naked Pole Guy is going to end up being the last surviving member of the Grateful Dead.
January 12, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Naked Pole Guy is going to end up being the last surviving member of the Grateful Dead.
The Pats won a playoff game! It’s been a while.
January 12, 2026 at 4:08 AM
The Pats won a playoff game! It’s been a while.
Now spinning…love you Bobby.
January 11, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Now spinning…love you Bobby.
Gotta love taking the train from Salem to the Celtics game. 35 minutes and no jacket required.
January 11, 2026 at 3:39 AM
Gotta love taking the train from Salem to the Celtics game. 35 minutes and no jacket required.
Celts lost but at least we got to see Lil phunk
January 11, 2026 at 3:27 AM
Celts lost but at least we got to see Lil phunk
RIP to my beloved Bob Weir. A truly wonderful musician. I saw the Bobstar on stage more than any other person in this life. Thanks for the memories, Bobby.
January 10, 2026 at 11:35 PM
RIP to my beloved Bob Weir. A truly wonderful musician. I saw the Bobstar on stage more than any other person in this life. Thanks for the memories, Bobby.
Yoga sutra 1.33 is everything
January 7, 2026 at 2:22 AM
Yoga sutra 1.33 is everything
Splitting burgers has become our great move and shame as 50 year old men.
January 7, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Splitting burgers has become our great move and shame as 50 year old men.