ICE is a terrorist organization. Full stop

Idk if “bubba” is bill clinton or a horse but it’s still definitely a dude

If you’re really quiet you can hear MAGAs collective face melting off like at the end of Raiders Of The Lost Ark

Most people don’t know this but South Carerddd is our biggest supplier of Covfefe

I’m actually wondering if republicans know that SNAP benefits lapsing is gonna cause more crime or if they’re counting on it.

They’re gonna let SNAP benefits lapse, just like Jesus would have wanted 🙏🏼

If they made a smart ring that vibrated my balls I’d probably respond to texts way sooner

i should be able to click a button at the beginning of a sports season that says “i’m normal” and i don’t get served any ads for crypto or gambling

Congrats to Netflix for giving every bipolar girl an Ed Gein kink.